Happy Birthday wishes to beloved Wonkette Content Generator Victoria Jackson! She continues to fight the weird fight, even though she daily risks being forced by the UN to ride a bike or getting edited by Fox News into even greater incoherence. After the jump, some birthday highlights!
Dok, the Magical Creatures Local 253 just called. They want to be certain Tink gets her hourly breaks and that the Frangipani petals strewn around her dressing room are constantly refreshed - and not to forget that Pikachu has the Finkelstein bat mitzva at 5 tonight.
Jesus H whatever. And Bill Macy.
Bendy frangipangi petals, please.
I'm sure it's cakes we like.
He was definitely one of those acquired tastes.
Biff? BIFF?
We get our own deep throat, and his name is Biff?
Let your freak flag fly girl. You are an example to us all. Of what, I have no idea.
I think she’s really Andy Kaufman pulling off the ultimate joke... again.
But only for four hours. Or so I've been told.
Dok, the Magical Creatures Local 253 just called. They want to be certain Tink gets her hourly breaks and that the Frangipani petals strewn around her dressing room are constantly refreshed - and not to forget that Pikachu has the Finkelstein bat mitzva at 5 tonight.
Too bad hew own world doesn't quite meet the Mormon ideal, which calls for an off-planet location.