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Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

Happy 4/20 Day to those who celebrate.

I was going to go to church, but I decided to just hang around.

(Ha ha ha... NAILED IT!)

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Wondering Woman's avatar

Glad to be a happy cat lady with two boys who cause me less trouble and are more loving than most hoomins.

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Annie's avatar

Meow

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Hank Napkin's avatar

I am nothing without my dogs.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. The Cat Lady looks like your relative, but it's from 1969.

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PaulDietzel's avatar

Yeh, so anyway, I can recall the same angst as a little kid over "bed bugs bite" and "when the bough breaks" as the Simpson girls. But what really used to freak me out was the Christian claptrap "And if I die before I wake I pray the lord my soul to take." What a horrible thought to put in a kid's head just before you turn off the lights.

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IMPOed's avatar

"It's also the anniversary of like, everything that has ever happened!"

LMAO! YAAAYYY!!

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Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

Hey, I'm back from the yard clean up! I can only do about an hour, hour and a half, at a time. Otherwise my back tries to collect IOUs... Waiting for the kids to show up!...

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Tetman Callis's avatar

I hadn't seen that Simpsons short before. I watched twice, my eyes watering with mirth.

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Hippo Heaven's avatar

I need a palate cleanser. I just ran into a new neighbor who invited me to Easter services at her church. She mentioned that it was outdoors at a location I remembered from a different invitation by a different neighbor a long time ago. I said, "Is that Calvary Chapel?" And she said yes.

I freaked out inwardly, because I have not recovered from my previous exposure to this organization. Their attitude toward gay people is disgusting. Two of my best friends are gay and two of my children are gay. I don't understand how so-called "Christian" people can be so hateful.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

NYT with article saying that Americans want a god and saying that religion is becoming more visible. Personally, I stopped going to church decades ago because it filled no social, spiritual, physical, or emotional need of mine. But, I acknowledge that religious institutions fill a hole in society that other organizations don't fill, and many of them do good. As long as they don't spread hate in the guise of piety and don't try to convert me, I leave them alone. But the current crop of god-botherers in the public eye have certainly given Christianity a bad name, and many churches seem completely oblivious to that. Christianity isn't a virtue, and the key ingredient of religion is belief, not fact.

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Alpaca22's avatar

Shall I introduce you to Grace City Church in Wenatchee, WA? They preach that empathy is a sin and that women should not be anywhere but in the home. They are much more insidious than this sounds. A local journo just did an expose on their ties to a local kids stage school. Many parents have suddenly withdrawn their kiddos from the stage school programs.

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Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

Well, when you buy into a fake reality, everything is possible...

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It'sAllYourFoucault's avatar

Omg, all the snotty white kids from my high school were Calvary Chapel assholes. I remember going to the one in Costa Mesa as a kid and being like wtf is this crazy Pentecostal shit.

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MorganX's avatar

😹

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Hippo Heaven's avatar

OMG, I can't believe you're talking about Calvary Chapel. A neighbor just invited me to Easter services at a South OC one tomorrow, and I politely declined. I remember hearing one of their pastors bad-mouthing gay people and I almost got physically ill. Two of my kids are gay and two of my best friends are gay. I don't understand what is wrong with these "Christian" people. What would Jesus say???

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It'sAllYourFoucault's avatar

Calvary Chapel has been on my shit list ever since that first visit as a kid. I totally fired my GP because I found out he was a CC adherent. They're hateful creepy assholes, and I will not give any of them my time or business.

So, you're South County, eh?

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PaulDietzel's avatar

Never heard of Cavalry Chapel; sounds so generic. So I googleized it and up came a "Find a Calvary Chapel" near you thingie almost like it was a Dairy Queen or something. Well, the one nearest me - about 20 miles away - is the site of an annual "old fashioned church revival", tent meeting (except instead of a tent they have a permanent enclose amphitheater for collecting souls) and it goes on for about two weeks every summer. And I asked a guy who lives closer about it one time - "Saves Soul? - hell, they create more brand new souls up there every summer than they save."

https://mahaffeycamp.com/about-us/history-of-the-camp/

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Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

Not the Calvary that I want to call in time of need.

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Eva, Iron Goddess of Mercy's avatar

That kitteh up at the top is so snuggly-looking!

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Jens TINGLEFF's avatar

O/T

Someone is really trying to make That Guy look bad...

‘𝘏𝘦’𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘔𝘚-13 𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘬𝘯𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘴’: 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘈𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘰 𝘎𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘪𝘢’𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥-𝘰𝘶𝘵 ‘𝘔𝘚-13’ 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘈𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘰 𝘎𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘪𝘢 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘦’𝘴 𝘛𝘪𝘬𝘛𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-kilmar-abrego-garcia-hand-b2735920.html

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Alpaca22's avatar

MS-13 have commented on this as well stating it is totally fabricated ruubbish

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paperlesstiger's avatar

Trump's brain is a deep fake.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Republicans LIED?!?1? My gast is flabbered.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I'm simply baffled as to why they might try to do this.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

It's a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside treasonous GOP bullshit.

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Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

A con, dum-dum, ya might say.

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Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

like lye inside a chocolate bonbon...

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Mister Garcia has NO tattoos according to his wife and family.

I wish like HELL that I had gone to law school. It would provide me considerable joy and satisfaction to have a JD following my signature when signing off onerous warnings to cease and desist this depraved defamation of a man currently unable to defend himself.

[fumes furiously]

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clairence's avatar

NO tattoos is a form of tattooing.

Just as NOT A genius is a kind of genius.

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Liz and Max the No. 1 Cat's avatar

Can I ask you a question or any of the other nurses who non-comment here? As I mentioned in a comment yesterday, I had blood work done yesterday. The lab posted my results. Almost everything is within normal range, but I'm confused by the results for my HDL Cholesterol. It says the normal value is > OR = 50 mg/dl. I know what > means, I'm even pretty sure I know what mg/dl means, but what does OR mean? It doesn't show in any of the other results. Anyway, my result was 53, so a little high, but if I look at my results over the last 3 years, they've trended downward. The highest was 59 but last year's was 54 and now 53.

No worries if you prefer not to answer, I realize you may not want to give medical advice to someone you've never examined. I'm just curious.

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Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

That's a good thing. You're nearing normal. You can read about HDL at the Mayo Clinic site...

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Stanta Knows's avatar

I'm not a doctor, so don't trust me. HDL (high density lipoprotein) is the 'good cholesterol'. You want that to be 50 or more. A 53 is OK - my doctor wants me to get to 60.

Reference: https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/high-blood-cholesterol/in-depth/hdl-cholesterol/art-20046388

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Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

I've been out of the nursing biz a long time, but is that greater than or equal to 50 mg/dl?

Ah, what do I know. I was a psychiatric nurse on the locked violent ward. Simpler times.

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Liz and Max the No. 1 Cat's avatar

Well, if normal is greater than 50 mg/dl, my 53 is not too high, I guess? But thanks for answering.

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It'sAllYourFoucault's avatar

These lying fucks. I hope Garcia sues errrrrrybody for defamation.

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Shananigan's avatar

I doubt he'll be allowed to live long enough to do that.

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Alpaca22's avatar

Now that he has been paraded infront of cameras I am hoping it will harder to permanently disappear him

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Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

Okay, I'm going out to work on yard cleanup some more. Thanks for the respite!...

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ShrillKitty's avatar

Ugh, I threw up.

Oscar Cat has come to comfort me.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

I'm so glad that Oscar is there to offer a bit of tender love and distraction while you're feeling poorly. Is there someone available to go to the market and fetch you some ginger ale?

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ShrillKitty's avatar

I have some, thanks. It's due to adjusting to a new blood sugar med. Very effective on the blood sugar, but with the unfortunate side effects of intermittent puking.

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Mysterysurf's avatar

Eric Roberts' finest moment. "They took my thumb!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW6IrQSR9X4

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Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

agreed!

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josephebacon's avatar

Ok so I see a church in my area having an..."Easter Potato Hunt" this year...

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Wondering Woman's avatar

Because nothing screams "Fill our collection plate!" like a poor man's potato hunt.

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Gammarae's avatar

good god, we were just joking about such a thing yesterday. i was trying to figure out how to do a pysanky potato.

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Pauly2coffees's avatar

Hey Siri, show me another sign that we are living in an end-times dystopia.

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josephebacon's avatar

LMAO at Cris Shapan's satire about Mickey Rooney's Potato Fantasy Restaurant

https://hangingwithdoctorz.com/sponsors/mickey-rooneys-potato-fantasy/

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Pauly2coffees's avatar

I love that YouTube channel!

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Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

Do they have anything without Spam?...

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nodak.   988 if you need help.'s avatar

it's the eggpocalypse.

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Pauly2coffees's avatar

And we are truly all in deep vichyssoise.

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Bupkus231's avatar

I'm not much of an egg eater, so I really don't have a clue how expensive they have gotten. But I saw this morning that "many" people are dying potatoes instead of eggs. I guess they'll have to make french fries out of the remain rather than egg salad

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It'sAllYourFoucault's avatar

Potato salad!

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Bupkus231's avatar

Hmm - the fact that I didn't even think of that shows just how much I loathe potato salad ( I also loathe egg salad, tho' )

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It'sAllYourFoucault's avatar

Maybe you just hate mayo?

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PaulDietzel's avatar

My dear old, departed daddy used to say "You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit" though I am now wondering how that is germane to the conversation.

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