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Kel Varnsen's avatar

Celebrated chocolate day with a tour of DeBrands and a sampling of their fine confectionery

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"M"'s avatar

We're going to need more details than just that, my dove

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Queroloustwo's avatar

This calls for Music From the Chocolate Lands. https://youtu.be/HGG_5ofNPvs

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Every day is Chocolate Candy Day in our house.

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Ambiance Chaser's avatar

A thing called America:

- Trump doesn't want it to exist because it impedes his more outrageous grifting.

- Maga doesn't want it to exist because it ruins the fun they have persecuting the vulnerable.

- Billionaires don't want it to exist because it does nasty things like taxing and regulations.

- Despots don't want it to exist because it inspired that nasty thing called "human rights"

- Imperialists don't want it to exist because it gets in the way of invading smaller countries.

Finally, we have an ideal that unites the world . . .

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"M"'s avatar

whew

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

Candy and chocolate meh I can take or leave

But cookies, or crackers I can say with British aplomb, I cannot ignore

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lotsacatsndogs's avatar

Cookies would be biscuits, not crackers, in UK 😬.

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

oh that's right - I thought it did not sound right

Biscuits huh?That seems odd.

Oh wait - I have to run out and get some new tyres for my car

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lotsacatsndogs's avatar

Have watched waaaay too many seasons of Great British Baking Show lol. Comfort teevee for the win these days, sigh...

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Queroloustwo's avatar

Be suree to park your car with the tyres angled toward the kerb.

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(((What Fresh Hell Is This)))'s avatar

Every day is Chocolate Candy Day in my house.

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Morbidly Curious Wine's avatar

Weird that Chocolate Candy Day comes right after all Christmas themed chocolate goes on sale.

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Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Can almost see the ominous hand of Hallmark casting a shadow across the land . . .

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"M"'s avatar

that is too vivid an image

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

If they're casting a chocolate shadow across the land, I can live with that.

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Jim Parker's avatar

As a confirmed chocoholic, this is the kind of day I can really get behind. A celebratory trip to my local See's shop for butters squares, dark molasses chips, dark Bordeaux, and other assorted edibles, both light and dark, is most appropriate.

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Sherry's avatar

Don’t know if you are in the BayArea (since See’s is based here) but I cannot recommend Sweet55 chocolates enough. Shops in Palo Alto and HMB. The chocolatier is Swiss and knows her stuff. I gave some as gifts this year but none to myself. WTF was I thinking?

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Jim Parker's avatar

Actually, in southern part. Thanks for the reference. Just checked the website. Unfortunately, but perhaps not surprisingly, all their products are out of stock. I'll check back again. Have to try them. Thanks again.

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tim gueguen's avatar

That M&M ad is a Canadian market one, which someone needs to show Tucker Carlson. Because as you can see in 1990 green M&M was male in Canada at least.

That Kinder ad? Yeah, I can see that scaring kids.

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Jim Parker's avatar

Jeez, just that screen shot of the Kinder commercial is all I can take. The ad agency put that together must have gotten some very defective acid. I don't want bizarre creatures with football-shaped heads harshing my chocolate coma mellow. Happy Chocolate Candy Day to all who celebrate. To all others, my sincerest sympathies.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Inarticulate, bizarre and surreal Humpty Dumpty is best Humpty Dumpty. He also has toys. What's not to love?

I do not know why such a Humpty Dumpty would frighten children. At a very early age babies realize they are SURROUNDED by giants. The giants are making a lot of noise and the baby does not know what they are saying. The giants smile and all the baby sees is TEETH. Sometimes the giants roar at each other. Sometimes they do much worse. Some of the giants can be trusted. But some of them cannot be trusted. By the time the baby can walk and start to talk the baby has learned that existence can be frightening. Those lessons never leave the baby.

The children know by age 4 that the world is full of bizarre, frightening and surreal things.

So the sight of an inarticulate and bizarre Humpty Dumpty cannot be that big of a deal to any child. Their own life experience has already taught them how to cope with crazy stuff.

Whoever pulled this "too frightening" ad from the teevee must have had bad potty training.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

A coworker once described taking his kids to Disneyland. When they met the characters in costume, the 8 year old saw Mickey and Minnie and was delighted. The 4 year old saw giant rats that would eat them and was terrified. I then realized why my parents took my siblings and I to Disneyland one at a time when we were each about 6 or 7.

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MorganX's avatar

LOL

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MorganX's avatar

Some of You People may recall I'm a Health & Fitness Weirdo these days, losing weight with a pretty cruel diet (it's not, it's really quite healthy, just low calories and fun) but I do have the occasional treat like chocolate; a couple of spoonfuls of dark chocolate chips is plenty. Never been a huge sugar bomb fan, but I feel strongly I must stand up for the dignity of milk chocolate in two forms: gianduja (with hazelnut paste, the less-sugary origin of Nutella) and bacon-chocolate bars.

Let the screaming and pitchfork-ing begin!

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Shocktreatment's avatar

There's a sweetshop nearby that does Chunky style bars out of their own dark chocolate blend. One of those and an espresso will set the pace, of a morning...

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"M"'s avatar

oh, goodness

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MorganX's avatar

Yeah it's a much better fit with coffee; I use microground coffee powder in dark chocolate recipes like brownies or cakes. Even ganache.

As far as fruit with chocolate I've never liked it. Only goes well with pears, imho, a la Poire Helene, or cherries/raspberries in a stretch. *I actually just make pedestrian things, like peasant food, generally, anyway*

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Shocktreatment's avatar

I have a weakness for dark sweet cherries covered in chocolate...

But generally I pair it with coffee

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MorganX's avatar

Because you're a sensible man!!

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Bacon-chocolate bars sound interesting, I've never even heard of them before reading your non-comment.

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MorganX's avatar

They've been around a couple of decades/

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

I need to get out more….

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Richard S's avatar

Chocolate Candy Day?

Well, I DID get a LOT of chocolate for Christmas. I plan on spending some time this afternoon sorting through it - and trying not to eat any of it..... well, I suppose some of it will be OK....but I don't want to open anything (like the large Toblerone bar) that I won't be able to finish in one sitting.....

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"M"'s avatar

This is Mickey Atkins talking about Abby Shapiro (Ben's sister, so ... yeah 😒) -- but

WHY ARE THESE WEIRDOS SO DESPERATE TO CONTROL EVERYONE ELSE'S LIVES??

Geeez, Abby, I'm with Mickey - do shut up

https://youtu.be/woTFfGXPkF4?si=MFVfawxHzgMDziww

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Ambiance Chaser's avatar

If I'm watching you, you can't watch me . . .

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"M"'s avatar

I'm watching her.

She has the standard Republican Crazy Eyes and says "should" WAY too much.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Celebrating one week of bluesky breaking something on my account and not being able to fix it. Yay, bluesky! Apparently, they only hire heads of cabbage for their engineering team.

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Sister Artemis's avatar

Apparently they have a very small staff, though My Brother The IT Guy pointed out that surely they contract out for a lot of stuff given how big the platform was even before the X-odus. In house, though, quite a small group.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Hopefully one of them will finally realize that asking me to use the app rather than the web will have no effect on whether other people can see the newer posts I’ve made that nobody can see.

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Sister Artemis's avatar

The app sucks. I use it to find articles by certain non-Wonkette writers, but otherwise put it on “pause” so that it doesn’t fuck up the comment section for Wonkette (pretty much the only place I comment under articles).

I have noticed, now that I have an android tablet, that the app sucks less on the tablet than it does on the phone. I attribute this to better working conditions for the hamsters inside the device.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Protip: Invest in popcorn stocks.

𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗢𝘂𝘁 𝗠𝗔𝗚𝗔 𝗖𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗹 𝗪𝗮𝗿 𝗘𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗹𝗳𝘀 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗔𝗹𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘆

https://www.yahoo.com/news/maga-civil-war-engulfs-trump-124439896.html

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

Where are the Loyalists?

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

I'm guessing their price hasn't been met yet.

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Ambiance Chaser's avatar

When caprice is the standard for rewards/recognition, any sort of bedlam can be justified . . .

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Well put. This is what happens when the Rule of Law is repealed - it's every man for himself.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

"MAGA stalwarts like Laura Loomer and Matt Gaetz are already turning..."

Remember Stalin asking "How many divisions has the Pope?"

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Sister Artemis's avatar

take that "let them fight" meme, put it in a room full of mirrors, and let the fun begin!

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Lizard's avatar

Mofos, he hasn't even been inaugurated yet!

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phantom_stranger's avatar

They haven't even rolled the dumpster in place, and already it's full of trash and on fire.

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Lizard's avatar

I have a little enamel pin of a burning dumpster with "2020" on it. May need an updated version.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

My "2020 Dumpster Fire" Christmas ornament will get a 2025 partner.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Putin's goal is American chaos and division

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Putins goal is still being alive at the end of the week, same as always.

Dictators don't ever get to retire.

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"M"'s avatar

This ain't that

The rest of us are Americans

Those are just ... fascists

And Elon is a Seth Effrikan fascist

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phantom_stranger's avatar

The Oligarchs are telling the MAGAts what they really think of them.What we've been trying to tell them all along.

Can you hear me now?

https://bsky.app/profile/meidastouch.com/post/3lee32xh4bc2t

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SkeptiKC's avatar

The Derelict Despot has already gotten all that he needed in the way of $$$ and votes from assorted MAGAts.

The pee-ons are no longer necessary. Therefore they shall be shunned.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

Nyah Nyah, Nyah Nyah I still can't hear you!

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