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No reason to every give these regressive mo'fo's anything other than the fuck you they deserve. The Pussy Grabber and his cronies can never be given anything other than a fuck off at every encounter.

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That would double as brain cancer (if it happened)

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I'd like to do more than yell....

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Never forget,that regardless of the screams of outrage from the people of Buffalo, they elected this troglodyte to the school board. That happened one of two ways, they either stayed home or they voted for him. Staying home was the equivalent. So Buffalo, look around you and realize that Paladino is all yours. He and the other people in Western NY like him (some are my in-laws) are largely the reason you can't have nice things. Any investor, not lured by NYS money (Solar City) would have one ten second conversation with him and his ilk and be on a plane, in a car or over the border before the Anchor Bar could serve one order of wings. As long as you got people like him in positions of authority, you're pretty much fucked.

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I believe you forgot to drop the mic.

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The aging southern belle with hard-core feminist tendencies says "aye!".

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This classy, beautiful woman has endured so much abuse. I wonder if random white people come up to her and apologize

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...with a big stinky homeless guy in the dumpster to butt rape him.

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Nope, assassination threats are definitely not cool. Please review the rules. You know better.

-- Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

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At least Michelle doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like, right Donny? Donny?

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Please review the rules. No wishing for anyone's death. We mean it.

-- Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

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Please review the rules.

-- Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

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You're right. I apologize. Having grown up with every single leader I loved being assassinated, I do enjoy my little fantasy. But as my DH keeps reminding me, I'm not a good shot, plus I have to learn to love my enemies, if I want to achieve enlightenment. (BARF!)

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I saw an article blaming Barry for the divisions in this country since he took office. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Yeah, the divisions seem greater, but that's only because so many people flipped their shit because a black man held office. Fuck you. All Barry did was, just by motherfucking existing, rip the bandage off the suppurating sore that is racism in this country. This is akin to devout Catholics blaming rape victims for the revelation that their parish priests were child molesters. And, these molesters were protected by those abomination shit stain bishops (who might have been molesters themselves).

aka Blame the Victim

editorial comment: Fuck you.

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Chances are very good that Michelle Obama does not have male genitalia. Chances are also very good that, despite that fact, she's still better hung than Carl Paladino.

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"Name?""Michelangelo Buonarroti.""From now on, you're M. C. Boone.""Hey! You stamped my hand.""That's so, if you go out, you can come back in again."

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