Jared needs to remind Trump that all these threats -- not to mention the half-life of plutonium -- just might derail plans for TRUMP HORMUZ GOLF RESORT LUXURY ACRES, "Glowing Sand Beachheads and Windmill Free Waterfront Like No Other Strait!"
The Oracle of Delphi famously told King Croesus of Lydia that if he attacked Persia, "a great empire will fall.” So King Croesus did attack Persia. And his empire did fall.
Who is the happiest boy in the world? The one who did Trump the favor of informing him that NATO is a mere "paper tiger" and thus nothing for Donald to fear. The one who knows his bully puppet's inner weakness and how to exploit it to the hiltiest hilt. The boy who is the man with a plan and that plan is to make the US of A look like an abysmal, decomposing failure...not just look like, but decompose and fail.
You know just who I mean--he's popping the popcorn right now! Or rather he's having Sergei Lavrov do it for him. Because he can.
Trump reminds me of that drunken gunfighter with his invisible friend "Whiskey Man", from The Rifleman show. Eventually had to be put out of his misery.
"Trump [sic], CIA Director John Ratcliffe, and Sec. Def. WAR Pete Hegseth [sic] spent most of their talky-time expounding on minute details of the rescue, including detailing the strategy lost pilots follow when waiting to be rescued"
Political pundits from both sides of the aisle have expressed concern over the Fulvous Fuckwad's, Kegbreath's, and Ratfink's inability to keep their mouths shut rather than trying to show the machismo that oozes from them, and the damages they are causing regularly by revealing military secrets, ie, talking about classified arms development after the kidnapping in Venezuela or the spewing out the deets on military training in Escape and Evade techniques.
Mark Twain quipped: "Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." As is typical, the Cantaloupe Codpiece didn't even bother getting any facts first. The most recent rainfall was in Tehran; the notable one before that was along the Persian Gulf; and there was a heavy rainfall in western provinces -- well over four months ago (info AI generated). Last Dec, the Tehran Times had an article about the extreme droughts occurring in Iran:
> "Since the beginning of the current water year, September 23, until December 5, a total of 4.7 mm of rainfall has been recorded in the country, indicating an 88.4-percent decline from the long-term figure of 40.2 mm, according to the Meteorological Organization.
Not quite the same level of suspense, but I have seen this process take days. One eventful middle of the winter melt left it curling down and actually touching the bay window below before it all came crashing down at once. So you never know.
I am also celebrating the day I figured out that I left the windows unlatched all winter, and I might be celebrating cleaning the cat fountains today as well.
Chris makes s very good legal and moral argument for invoking the 25th. The only problem is the Cabinet is packed with morons, toadies, lickspittles, loyalists, sycophants, third raters, creeps, pedo-abetors, criminally insane, has-beens and never-will-bes
Trump says Iran's call for people to form human shields around power plants 'totally illegal'
In a brief phone call with NBC News, Donald Trump declined to provide any update on the status of any supposed negotiations with Iran, but he sharply criticized Tehran’s call for young people to line up as human chains around the power plants Trump has threatened to bomb.
Totally illegal. They’re not allowed to do that.
Asked what motivated him to post this morning that “a whole civilisation will die tonight”, which has genuinely stunned the world, Trump said:
OT but tangential: I'm an old and I don't listen to commercial radio. Marcie has been ending her posts with various YouTube music links for a while and I just want to thank her for introducing me to some wonderful tunes I otherwise wouldn't be aware of.
So the world is only slowly going to collapse into disorder, war, disease, and starvation now.
Yay, god!
My God is Trump stupid. Pakistan was, at one time, part of India. Everyone in that region learned to speak English at the point of a bayonet.
Some dickwads gave that sort of excuse to a middle manager in an auto parts distribution center, and they'd be fired on the spot.
I know. He's terribly ill. Also, he's never read a book since Elementary School, where he learned it was easier just to be a bully than learn things.
He TACOed again. Haven't seen what Israel is up to yet though.
Can't wait to see what the markets do in the morning.
Also, too, I have not seen this information yet from a non-Trump source.
You may have read it today, but here's a proper outside source.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce84z6y3ke4o What we know about the two-week ceasefire between the US and Iran
Doesn't matter though. Israel bombed Beirut and the Straits are closed again. And the Iran hardliners don't like the whole idea.
Two weeks.
It was always going to be two weeks.
Sick person?
I have a wild theory of my own as to who the sick person is.
Jared needs to remind Trump that all these threats -- not to mention the half-life of plutonium -- just might derail plans for TRUMP HORMUZ GOLF RESORT LUXURY ACRES, "Glowing Sand Beachheads and Windmill Free Waterfront Like No Other Strait!"
The Oracle of Delphi famously told King Croesus of Lydia that if he attacked Persia, "a great empire will fall.” So King Croesus did attack Persia. And his empire did fall.
In that context the bromide "Richer than Croesus" seems almost ironic!
Who is the happiest boy in the world? The one who did Trump the favor of informing him that NATO is a mere "paper tiger" and thus nothing for Donald to fear. The one who knows his bully puppet's inner weakness and how to exploit it to the hiltiest hilt. The boy who is the man with a plan and that plan is to make the US of A look like an abysmal, decomposing failure...not just look like, but decompose and fail.
You know just who I mean--he's popping the popcorn right now! Or rather he's having Sergei Lavrov do it for him. Because he can.
Trump reminds me of that drunken gunfighter with his invisible friend "Whiskey Man", from The Rifleman show. Eventually had to be put out of his misery.
I keep thinking "Barney Fife", but evil.
"Trump [sic], CIA Director John Ratcliffe, and Sec. Def. WAR Pete Hegseth [sic] spent most of their talky-time expounding on minute details of the rescue, including detailing the strategy lost pilots follow when waiting to be rescued"
Political pundits from both sides of the aisle have expressed concern over the Fulvous Fuckwad's, Kegbreath's, and Ratfink's inability to keep their mouths shut rather than trying to show the machismo that oozes from them, and the damages they are causing regularly by revealing military secrets, ie, talking about classified arms development after the kidnapping in Venezuela or the spewing out the deets on military training in Escape and Evade techniques.
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"with wet, crummy soil, sand, mostly sand, wet sand."
Mark Twain quipped: "Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." As is typical, the Cantaloupe Codpiece didn't even bother getting any facts first. The most recent rainfall was in Tehran; the notable one before that was along the Persian Gulf; and there was a heavy rainfall in western provinces -- well over four months ago (info AI generated). Last Dec, the Tehran Times had an article about the extreme droughts occurring in Iran:
> "Since the beginning of the current water year, September 23, until December 5, a total of 4.7 mm of rainfall has been recorded in the country, indicating an 88.4-percent decline from the long-term figure of 40.2 mm, according to the Meteorological Organization.
[...]
The country is grappling with one of the most intense and unprecedented drought events recorded in history." https://www.tehrantimes.com/news/521340/Rainfall-drops-by-over-88-in-long-term
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In conclusion:
"Happy Death Of Civilization Day, Everybody!
If this is it, please let me know ..."
> “Don't wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good special effects.” Roger Zelazny
fnord
Trying to decide which article is the End of Civilization watch party, decides this one will do.
We are also watching to see if this is the annual day the snow comes off the roof day.
https://substack.com/profile/1687878-1d57a1d5931d/note/c-239796990?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=106di
Not quite the same level of suspense, but I have seen this process take days. One eventful middle of the winter melt left it curling down and actually touching the bay window below before it all came crashing down at once. So you never know.
I am also celebrating the day I figured out that I left the windows unlatched all winter, and I might be celebrating cleaning the cat fountains today as well.
Civilization. A sunk investment at this point?
Chris makes s very good legal and moral argument for invoking the 25th. The only problem is the Cabinet is packed with morons, toadies, lickspittles, loyalists, sycophants, third raters, creeps, pedo-abetors, criminally insane, has-beens and never-will-bes
https://www.lawdork.com/p/donald-trump-must-be-removed-twenty-five?r=zdhun&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
Excellent comment as always, but I think you'll find that the correct spelling is "morans"-- as in "them morans".
Trump says Iran's call for people to form human shields around power plants 'totally illegal'
In a brief phone call with NBC News, Donald Trump declined to provide any update on the status of any supposed negotiations with Iran, but he sharply criticized Tehran’s call for young people to line up as human chains around the power plants Trump has threatened to bomb.
Totally illegal. They’re not allowed to do that.
Asked what motivated him to post this morning that “a whole civilisation will die tonight”, which has genuinely stunned the world, Trump said:
You’ll have to figure that out.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/apr/07/iran-war-live-updates-trump-hormuz-threats-deadline-strikes-middle-east-conflict?filterKeyEvents=false&page=with%3Ablock-69d541528f082af210bc55bd#top-of-blog
NO FAIR!!
Fucking child.
He gets so pissed when he shits on someone, and they don't take it.
The Republicans have entered a whole new definition of COMPLICIT into the annals of genocide.
OT but tangential: I'm an old and I don't listen to commercial radio. Marcie has been ending her posts with various YouTube music links for a while and I just want to thank her for introducing me to some wonderful tunes I otherwise wouldn't be aware of.