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Vi's avatar

"Stivic".... sorry can't help it.

Vi's avatar

spegiti spegitti.... is that a bit like "patatoes patahtoes"

Vi's avatar

I guess even illiterate people gotta eat....

RawrIhavePi's avatar

That's just cruel to Frankenstein's bride. She didn't ask to be made that way. D:

@anathema_device@bne.social's avatar

She’s nice.

Grandma Trump? Not so much.

Lara's avatar

I think, to be honest, that Donald is just plain not as smart as the others.

Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

That may well be. And if he has the smarts, he was well trained to only use them in a limited way.

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Got one of my own, thank you very much!

Caepan's avatar

Frankly, I still would like to take Mary Trump to the local malt shoppe and buy her a soda. (Assuming she doesn't drink, due to the horrible death of her alcoholic father, to which I say fuck you very much Fred Trump & Co.)

kmblue187's avatar

I've seen a lot of Mary's TV interviews, she's not only way smart, but she's careful to correct any interviewer who assumes anything about her book. I like that.

Bostonian in Brooklyn's avatar

"bacon goes with everything. Except ice cream." I guess you did not get the Ample Hills "Elvis", peanut butter, bacon and banana ice cream, named for Elvis's favorite sandwich.

kmblue187's avatar

Granny the homophobe looks like Trump with a bouffant.

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

Even mentioning how disgusting he was back in the '90's and the 00's was enough for me to labelled "jealous", "anti-social" and "sick, twisted with envy".

I have to admit that the "twisted" part was accurate.

LoCoJo's avatar

Now we know where Donnie got his mad hairstylin' skillz.

hotram1's avatar

People did vote for someone who knew what she was doing from day one! She won the popular vote, the majority of voters wanted her to be President. But the minority won thanks to our outdated voting system.

FurryCaterwauling's avatar

I just saw ‘bannas’ at the top.

D’oh!