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"Stivic".... sorry can't help it.

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spegiti spegitti.... is that a bit like "patatoes patahtoes"

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I guess even illiterate people gotta eat....

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That's just cruel to Frankenstein's bride. She didn't ask to be made that way. D:

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She’s nice.

Grandma Trump? Not so much.

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I think, to be honest, that Donald is just plain not as smart as the others.

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That may well be. And if he has the smarts, he was well trained to only use them in a limited way.

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Got one of my own, thank you very much!

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Frankly, I still would like to take Mary Trump to the local malt shoppe and buy her a soda. (Assuming she doesn't drink, due to the horrible death of her alcoholic father, to which I say fuck you very much Fred Trump & Co.)

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I've seen a lot of Mary's TV interviews, she's not only way smart, but she's careful to correct any interviewer who assumes anything about her book. I like that.

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"bacon goes with everything. Except ice cream." I guess you did not get the Ample Hills "Elvis", peanut butter, bacon and banana ice cream, named for Elvis's favorite sandwich.

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Granny the homophobe looks like Trump with a bouffant.

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Even mentioning how disgusting he was back in the '90's and the 00's was enough for me to labelled "jealous", "anti-social" and "sick, twisted with envy".

I have to admit that the "twisted" part was accurate.

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Now we know where Donnie got his mad hairstylin' skillz.

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People did vote for someone who knew what she was doing from day one! She won the popular vote, the majority of voters wanted her to be President. But the minority won thanks to our outdated voting system.

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I just saw ‘bannas’ at the top.

D’oh!

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