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Loose vowels? Isn't that what Imodium A-D is for?

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Maybe Kamala Harris should be the Democratic nominee. Considering all the corruption running through every agency in the Trump administration, someone with prosecutorial experience may be our best bet as president.

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He has no friends. Putin knows he's a fucking idiot. But he's HIS fucking idiot

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they'd be demanding he be hanged as a traitor

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Putin on fake news problem: "Dude (in thick Russki accent, of course), in Russia, state lie all deh time. I lie. Is Russian state custom! But that bold and thick? That big, what you say, a whopper? Nah man, can't do that. Nyet!"

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Brawndo. The thirst mutilator!

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Then you witness it UP CLOSE

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Every single one of those fuckers he's nominated or appointed should at the very least be fired, if not investigated for some illegal fuckery. How can an illegitimate president have judges installed for life in the supreme court. WHY ISN'T ANYONE SCREAMING ABOUT THIS EVERY DAY!

Yeah, it's just way beyond what anyone could imagine, so we don't do anything.

I saw him yukking it up next to Putin. I HATE THAT FUCKER!! Having a joke about attacking our elections and getting rid of journalists.

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... working against busing in GA.

I didn't know about that! 😢

But he appears to have gotten better since then.

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From holding open a SCOTUS seat to treason on live cable, the (R)s never fail to live down to their reputation. Literally Anyone Else - 2020, indeed.

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Yeah, and Bob Dole is a moderate!

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As I stated earlier, the asshole quotient here is very high. The cities are good, but the panhandle and interior are home to the famous "Florida Man", they elected Matt Gaetz , BTW.

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The problem with this line of thought (the Prez is illegitimate, so we get to annul everything done on his watch) is that I've heard it before: from Obama-birthers.

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Nice additional detail and color there. ;)

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Depressing when Bill Kristol is the voice of reason. He's one of the people I look to for knowing what to think. If he thinks something, I know the opposite is good.

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Who have nothing—you know, like a Special Counsel report—to back up their racist batshit, so not really the same, and in case you haven’t noticed, Twitler and McTraitor are doing everything they can to undo everything from Obama to FDR anyway, sans any such similar claim of “illegitimacy” at all.

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