By the Comics Curmudgeon Hooray, Tuesday will be the election, for real! Then we won't ever have to worry about politics ever again, at least until mid-January, when Speaker Boehner orders us all to be rounded up and put in camps for "security purposes." But until then, here is a fun cutting-edge political observation for you: did you ever notice that Election Day and Halloween are close together? It's funny because for one of these celebrations we encourage our children to participate in pagan rites and worship demons, and for the other we elect John Boehner speaker, apparently. Also, both events feature monstrous human-animal hybrids, that people sometimes have sex with! Let's take a look.
You must read between the lines. Up front it looks like Leave it to Beaver only whiter but notice that the Dad looks nothing like the kids. Also everyone is smiling in the morning which is one of the symptoms of a brain wasting disease. Also the kids don’t have a cell phone or an I-Pod glues to their so they’re probably a little slow and peddle to school on 3 wheeled bikes or more likely are home schooled by the brain damaged mother who will be passed out from Nyquil and Lemon Pledge by noon. This not a happy home just an average American family.
I thought cartoons were supposed to be at least a little funny.
Leave Christine out of this!
You must read between the lines. Up front it looks like Leave it to Beaver only whiter but notice that the Dad looks nothing like the kids. Also everyone is smiling in the morning which is one of the symptoms of a brain wasting disease. Also the kids don’t have a cell phone or an I-Pod glues to their so they’re probably a little slow and peddle to school on 3 wheeled bikes or more likely are home schooled by the brain damaged mother who will be passed out from Nyquil and Lemon Pledge by noon. This not a happy home just an average American family.
WHAT alt-text? I been hovering over the pics w/ my cursor for 10 minutes and haven't seen nothin'!