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Pixeloid's avatar

When you mentioned Gummi Bears, I thought you meant like this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIC9eFvKpfA

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Bleedy Hart's avatar

Omg that fuzzy soap! 🤢 It LOOKS like MOLD! Them when the kid started washing his face with it…🤮

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Marla's avatar

You realize, of course, that the kid in the bearwithfungi commercial is probably someone’s grampa now, assuming he survived being infected with hairy fungus that he rubbed all over his face.

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Devon Williams's avatar

Time for me to do a Pokerogue run with Ursarluna, Beartic, and Bewear. Ivy and I will play a game of disappearing bears... as she smites them all with Mega Rayquaza.

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jltympanum's avatar

Don't mess with bears! They are apex predators.

Oh, you mean teddy bears? Never mind.

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Erisian's avatar

"First up, we have this, uh, soap. It’s soap shaped like a bear. That grows “hair.”"

Tis the season... "cha cha cha chia."

fnord

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Karen Scofield's avatar

I needed to get my mind off politics on this rainy Saturday and leave it to my Wonkette's you succeeded 🥰 Thanks for the chuckles and will reStack ASAP 💯👍🤗

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Queroloustwo's avatar

If you're going to have a bear picnic you will need libations. https://youtu.be/1bNLp0RmKvQ

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Queroloustwo's avatar

My parents had this on the original 78 issue. https://youtu.be/8pgqElbAR8I

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Sean McCoy Writes's avatar

I would highly advise against watching the "Gummi Bears" beyond the opening credits. Nightmare fuel awaits.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I guess a picnic can also be a party?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZANKFxrcKU

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Cakes We Like's avatar

Gummi Bears

Bouncing here and there and everywhere

High adventure that's beyond compare

They are the Gummi Bears!

Damn, that has just taken me right back to my childhood.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Leave it to Robyn to make Party With Your Bear Day actually wholesome.

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Dr Snarkington's avatar

I want to know what Wanderer is doing today

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el duderino's avatar

We used to have so many awesome toys that either killed you or made you stronger. That is, before the Consumer Products Safety Commission came along and ruined all the fun

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Shananigan's avatar

My parents both smoked so I always had access to matches.

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

I still have my Wood Burning Set.

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Easterncedar's avatar

Sing “Wa wa wa waaa, waltzing with bears! Raggy bearss, shaggy bears, baggy bears, too! There’s nothing on earth Uncle Walter won’t do, so he can go waltzing, wa wa wa waltzing, he can go waltzing, waltzing with bears.” In memory of my beloved friend Sue, who loved this song, and in honor of the holiday.

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Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

I let the Keanu video roll while I was doing something else, and I heard it take a john wick sounding turn, so I backed up to around 3:50 or so and was rewarded.

Regarding his accent, I always thought there was some overlap between Bill & Ted and Bob & Doug. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jm4LoOaAWI

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