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Robert Eckert's avatar

When I was a kid I asked how a hummingbird can stand to keep flying like that all the time, and I was told they had no choice because they have no feet.

I am ashamed to admit that I fell for it completely, and continued to believe it for years.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

I saw a kingfisher once when I was a kid back in Germany on a really remote section of a creek sitting on a tree branch above the water like a little sparkling gemstone.

Took off immediately when it noticed me and I never saw it again.

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

Worth noting that Australia’s laughing kookaburra—best known for its call employed as a “jungle” sound effect—is also a variety of kingfisher, although they seldom eat fish, because the continent is mostly desert, probably ...

https://youtu.be/LqSkYMmyUWU?si=geAGyVialhp7gEHw

Also referred to as the “Bushman’s alarm clock” since they tend to be most vocal at dawn and dusk.

𝘈𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘢: 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱.

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pskbh's avatar

Beautiful bird but that call would drive me nutso!

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

Just imagine this in your backyard at the break of day, *every* day!

https://youtu.be/3puMIfxm9fU?si=vwO9bMV4yllBMJJN

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pskbh's avatar

Can't. We have Eurasian doves that start in at 4:30. They're not gentle, almost wistful sounding like mourning doves I grew up hearing. These are like dripping water torture. I respect all creatures but if I were handy with a wrist rocket I'd have me a pot of stew...

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

You! Go perch on a gumtree!

They are cute, though.

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Lance Thrustwell's avatar

Marimariking otta boosh iz hee-ee

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

(there were, in the 80s and 90s, three Australian 12 Metres built to challenge for the America's Cup, each called Kookaburra, John Swarbrick the designer for at least two of them)

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

Back when they sailed *real* boats, not those multi-hull and foil things.

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Resource NW's avatar

Ben Lexan, boy (or not so much boy) genius. NYYC never saw him coming.

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

Lexcen

and that was not the name he was born with!

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

I once heard a kingfisher described as the Bart Simpson-looking bird, and think of that every time I see one. https://pbase.com/linthicum/image/53898026

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

😆

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

Wow. I knew kingfishers did this, but believe it or not, I'd never seen a video like this before. Fascinating! Thank you so much, and they are also such pretty birds! And the females are just as attractive as the males.

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littlerice vice's avatar

I have seen several kingfishers perching on utility wires while they are out feeding. Easy to recognize?

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

I'm sure, and I've seen kingfishers. I hadn't seen one diving down into the water and coming up with a fish.

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Shallow state's avatar

"Has anyone seen Marlin today? We had a date for the mayfly hatch this evening."

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S. E. B.'s avatar

Tucky goin' after Teddy.

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Menotsure's avatar

To get to know you better

Would be my fondest wish

It may just be a fingerling

But have a little fish.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

(aside, sotto voce)

I don't know why your little poems bring out the dad puns in me but they do and I'm rolling with it

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Menotsure's avatar

Our motto :

"When you lay down with doggeral, you wake up with glee."

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Glad to see you didn't take a dive on this one.

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Menotsure's avatar

I like to make a splash.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

It's certainly a feather in your cap.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Aww!

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Whale Chowder's avatar

"Here come the scores, mostly over 9.5 except the Russian judge, who gives it an 8.

Asshole."

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Pere Ubu's avatar

Achievement: Delicious Fish!

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Antifa Commander's avatar

“Who’s got breakfast? ME!”

Goes straight from water to air. It’s the Supercar of birbs!

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Bumpy for ‘Supercar’ reference!

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Shocktreatment's avatar

I have not appreciated the Kingfisher, nor the entirely bad ass method that they use to put food on the table...

Note to self: Be grateful for the fact that no Mammal-skewer birds evolved on Earth, life would be way different.

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displacedCTYankee's avatar

The closest we came to mammal skewer birds was Jarts (lawn darts).

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Shallow state's avatar

What I wouldn't give for a pterodactyl colony at Bedminster right about now.

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Resource NW's avatar

Owls sez "Who?"

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JCfromNC's avatar

There are... shrikes, I think? that impale their victims on thorns, which include small mammals.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Shrikes are cool, I remember seeing them when I was a kid and dreamed I'd find insects impaled on Osage Orange thorns but never did.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

I was thinking about something like airborne swordfish, diving on hapless pre-human primates and lunging back into the sky...

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

We should go with what's available and start a massive cassowary breeding program.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Ah, if only the really big Pteranodons had survived, eh?

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Years ago I had a garden pond stocked with goldfish and noticed one day the fish seemed to be disappearing and assumed the red sided garter snakes were eating them. Then when I was working in the garden one day I saw a kingfisher hanging from a branch drop into the water and fly off with a goldfish. I considered covering the pond, but he must have found a new food source because I never saw him again.

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littlerice vice's avatar

This morning while out on the logging roads I spotted TADPOLES swirling about in an ephemeral pond nearby. LIFE GOES ON!

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

My neighbor had that happen a few years ago with blue herons. There were three perched on her roof one day. She did cover her pool finally.

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

My neighbor down the street had the same problem with the little fish pond in his back yard.

It was a water moccasin devouring the fishies.

That's why I'll never live near water.

Also funny, the guy across the street from me has a warehouse where he stores his Christmas tree. One December day a few years ago he fetched the box with the tree home and placed it on his porch for a few minutes.

Next time he went to walk out there was a moccasin on his welcome mat. Seems it had hitchhiked in the tree box.

Fortunately it was unseasonably cold in south Georgia that day so the snake was pretty lethargic and he, the neighbor, didn't get snake bit

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

omgomgomgomg

I am not sure I would have survived that experience.

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A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

I imagine a tiny voice crying, "Mercy, mercy." And a deep voice replying, "NO!"

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tehbaddr's avatar

Stabbies!

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Birb for TABS and Juneteenth!

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Bobathonic's avatar

Kingfishers are cool. I live near a stream, and there are Belted Kingfishers there. They are really interesting - they make burrows in the river banks, they're amazing when they hunt, and they'll fly above the trees chattering like maniacs. And one time, I saw a pair making babbies. 😊

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Their call is so distinct. Not sure about their mating call but the "hey there's another doofus in a kayak here" sounds like a machine.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

And then the baby looked at you! 😱

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Cincinnatus's avatar

Trump told reporters at his recent flag pole ceremony: “Let’s have a good, they call it ‘a lifting.’ They also use another word but I’m not going to use that word. You know what that is? The word, it starts with an ‘e.’ You know what the word is? If I ever used it, I’d be run out of town by you people.”

Seth Meyers: “I don’t know, man. You paid off an adult film star and still got elected. So I think you can say ‘erection’ and be fine. It’s not like you’re going to get impeached.” https://www.huffpost.com/entry/seth-meyers-donald-trump-nsfw-word_n_68551d31e4b0dd3af0372c7d

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Parakeetist's avatar

Henlo thar.

Budgie saw a movie yesterday. It was called "Elio." It was very good! It was about a little boy who becomes interested in outer space.

I am going to spend most of the day reading, listening to music, nice things lie that.

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AthenaH2SO4's avatar

Henlo, Wonkets. Please to enjoy Rene Marie, who called Denver home for a long time, and I can vouch for her as both an artist and a human.

https://youtu.be/wbeACrAnxFE?si=5C1yKEjtI2Q_vDqa

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The Mississippi State Board of Education voted Thursday to remove the requirement starting this fall.

Department officials reiterated at the meeting that high schoolers would still have to take and pass history classes to graduate.

Paula Vanderford, the education department’s chief accountability officer, said the agency has informally discussed releasing test resources to local districts if they want to create their own assessments.

She said at a previous board meeting that getting rid of the test would save the state money.

The state board voted to open public comments about the decision in April after the Commission on School Accreditation voted to propose eliminating the test. Ultimately, it received 20 comments in support of the test’s removal, many of them from parents who cited their children’s test anxiety, and 16 against it, arguing that getting rid of the test would diminish the importance of the country’s history.

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OMG!!!!! Heaven forbid my most preciouses snowfwake baybay have test anxiety.

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Prometheus59650's avatar

President Donald Trump all but ignored the nation's celebration of Juneteenth on Thursday until taking to social media to once again bemoan that the country has "too many non-working holidays" and demanding a change.

The New York Times noted Thursday afternoon that the White House had celebrated the holiday, which marked the end of slavery in the United States, for the past four years. But the Trump administration barely noticed, with White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt telling reporters she wasn't aware of plans by Trump to mark the holiday.

“I’m not tracking his signature on a proclamation today,” Leavitt said. The report noted that Trump in the past week has signed proclamations commemorating Father’s Day, Flag Day and National Flag Week, as well as the 250th anniversary of the Battle of Bunker Hill. None are federal holidays, unlike Juneteenth.

Indeed, the president took to his Truth Social platform to denigrate non-working federal holidays.

"Too many non-working holidays in America," wrote Trump. "It is costing our Country $BILLIONS OF DOLLARS to keep all of these businesses closed. The workers don’t want it either! Soon we’ll end up having a holiday for every once working day of the year. It must change if we are going to, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"

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Newsflash, Don Taco. When I was a kid, there were quite a few holidays where the town essentially closed.

Now? Christmas and that's pretty much it, so, fuck off.

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Resource NW's avatar

Here's a thought- Since this admini... maladmini .... bunch of asshats decided to pwn the libs by re-renaming certain military bases after service members with the same names as insurrectionists lets run with it. Every chance we get post pictures of the new namees. Post their histories, military service records... their ranks, heroism, non-insurrectionist past, their race. Photo bomb the bases wall to wall. Who could complain?

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SterWonk's avatar

What could possibly go wrong?!

https://www.newsweek.com/social-security-major-change-payments-paper-checks-2087854

'Paper Social Security checks will no longer be issued as of fall 2025.

'Nearly 500,000 recipients still receive their monthly benefits this way. The White House said the transition to all-digital payments follows large-scale mail theft and increasing fraud involving paper checks during the COVID-19 pandemic. The order outlines that Treasury Department checks "are 16 times more likely to be reported lost or stolen, returned undeliverable, or altered than an electronic funds transfer."

'This includes Social Security payments, a small number of which are still issued via paper checks. Critics of the policy have said it could have negative impacts on vulnerable recipients, while supporters have said the change is long overdue.

'The move to a fully digital payment system for all federal payments was announced in an executive order by President Donald Trump's administration—Modernizing Payments To and From America's Bank Account—on March 25. As mandated by the executive order ... all federal disbursements ... will be distributed electronically after September 30, 2025.'

...

'According to the SSA, 493,775 remittances were and still are being made via physical check this month, across the 50 states and U.S. territories—some 8.7 percent of all payments.'

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Parakeetist's avatar

Now I am *angy* and want to drop *poop* on that man's *head*

(Wish only, please do not ban me)

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Prometheus59650's avatar

It's just a means of cutting off recipients.

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Miss Grundy's avatar

From "Girl with the Dogs", Vanessa gives Izzie, the Giant Leonburger, a spa day!:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIDMgGQidSc

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SterWonk's avatar

By contrast, an absolutely insane kitten:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZC__15bH1o

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Can any Wonkers make a suggestion: What do you do when you want to write a will but you don't have anyone to act as executor? The only young and trustworthy relatives I have are the ones I want to leave money to, which disqualifies them. There's a cousin a little younger than I who's a lawyer, but I trust him about as far as I can throw a full-sized bronze of Lady Justice. Do lawyers ever offer executor services as part of estate planning?

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SterWonk's avatar

I was unaware that being a beneficiary disqualifies someone from being executor. I'm 99.44% sure that, for example, Dad was the executor for Mom, and my brother is the executor for Dad.

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

IANAL

My impression is that wills are bullshit, requiring often expensive probate.

Instead:

1) Make sure all your financial accounts have beneficiaries in the event of your death. These money accounts remain outside any will or trust and pass directly to the bneficiary

2) Living Trust instead of will. The trustee can be the beneficiary of any things in the trust like real estate, cars, furniture or jewelry. This trustee should be trustworthy. Put your wishes for distribution in the trust documents but the trustee gets to decide what actually happens.

IANAL

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DV Thrombossa Nova's avatar

My sister was the executor of our mother's estate and also a benefactor. It wasn't a problem. She had friends at the bar who walked her through the process. We'll be retaining an estate attorney to assist our executor in a similar fashion.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

They do, but apparently it's not a standard practice. It's critical to carefully examine what's offered and consider alternative services.

I am NOT a lawyer, just another nerd.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

The superintendent of the L.A. schools is offering online classes for any immigrant children who need or want summer school, but don't want to come to school because of ICE:

https://abc7.com/videoClip/lausd-offering-virtual-summer-school-due-to-ice-concerns-from-families/16776584/

Good for him. Only it's Juneteenth, and I'm reminded of how it used to be a crime to educate slaves. Now we've progressed to where it's only a crime to educate brown children with parents who don't have the right papers.

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carovee's avatar

Now I'm listening to a Harry Belafonte album and its all your fault! I hope you all are happy with yourselves. I'll see you over at Hoopers.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

The man's voice caresses like warm, lapping waves on a sunny afternoon.

Singularly satisfying.

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EyeQueue's avatar

And he's not bad on the eyes, either, LMAO!

You might check out "An Evening with Belafonte" or "Belafonte Tonight" (I can't remember the exact title) that was sponsored by Revlon in the 60s, I think. It's really good. And the haters hated it b/c he had white and Black people dancing together and existing together.

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Christopher Thomas's avatar

He was an accomplished movie actor as well.

I found the post-apocalytptic film The World, the Flesh, and the Devil particularly gripping as a child.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World,_the_Flesh_and_the_Devil_(1959_film)

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SterWonk's avatar

There was a reference to that here sometime recently, and I have the IMDb page for it open in a tab somewhere.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

https://goodtroubleliveson.org

JULY 17

March in Peace

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weejee's avatar

Son House, 'Death Letter Blues'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsgFo2irGjo&list=RDbsgFo2irGjo&start_radio=1

/ my father was not pleased when I tried to learn this on my Sears Silvertone

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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Nice. That song doesn’t get the respect it deserves.

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Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Excessive heat warning for Minnesota

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weejee's avatar

Almost as crazy as the one that just happened in Alaska.

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gallbladder's avatar

I am of the firm belief that there wasn't an instrument that he would not know how to play.

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oly warnedme's avatar

Little Stevie Wonder

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