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My Erdos Number Is Five's avatar

That dress is disturbing.

John Strycharz's avatar

Pshaw. Everyone knows this is National Gorilla Suit Day!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkDKekIDRTY

tehbaddr's avatar

SATANISM: It’s Your Decision.

Joe Z's avatar

"Rock: It's Your Decision" is a trip. The main character's a total jerk, and his anti-rock rant at the end includes the line, "Some rock musicians are admitted homosexuals!" Ooh, the horror. This flick was made for people already deep into fundagelical indoctrination who had no clue how it would look to anyone with lick of sense.

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Ta, Robyn. It's time I made breakfast. Good day, beloved Wonketteers. We love and appreciate you all and we bless us all with love, health, peace, and grace.

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GrandParadeOfLifelessPackaging's avatar

Rant: Why haven't LLMs solved the problem of PLU stickers, especially on thin skinned fruit?

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Remembering Renée Nicole Good Through Her Award-Winning Poem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WXhCIAeXIo

goCatgo's avatar

So now we know who will inherit (bought) the Golden Throne.

Jeff Bezos. Hey, it's just bidness. Nuttin' personal.

Lexicon Devil's avatar

She was funny in after hours

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

On Americas Test Kitchen they tested zip lock bags by filling them with tomato sauce and dropping them from a kitchen counter. Sounds like cat testing to me.

GrandParadeOfLifelessPackaging's avatar

Well, you ARE meant to be able to reproduce the results you get from the Test Kitchen, so give it a try!

Oy!'s avatar

CNN: "Before the previews began, a male reporter called out, “Is everyone a journalist here?”

A chorus of replies came from across the room: “Here.” “Here.” “Here.”

“Any civilians?” the man asked.

“I’m a civilian,” said one woman, who added that she was there with a journalist friend."

😃

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

"Some of my best friends are journalists."

John Thorstensen's avatar

Over on another forum I saw a meme which subtitle the movie:

"Melania -- Make Fuck, Get Green Card."

To which a wonderfully witty friend commented:

"Hey! Don't give away the plot!"

Bagels of Doom's avatar

I love that they literally can't even bribe people to watch that waste of celluloid.

EyeQueue's avatar

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

goCatgo's avatar

So journalists are like members of the military, Police, Sheriffs, Fire, Fed agents and such.

This, I did not know.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Exemplifying the creepy incestuous relationship between the Trumps and the media.

MRK's avatar

If the film had allowed review screenings like most do, there'd be no one at all on opening weekend.

lmurr's avatar

Be best!

Or not.

goCatgo's avatar
3hEdited

As you know, part of Wall St declines this week were concerns of AI, investment, energy use, chips, making money and a shitload of other things. Me, a peasant, I dunno nuttin'.

"Ariana Grande Says ‘Holy S—’ in Response to Vogue Cover of Her With 6 Fingers That Appeared to Be AI-Altered."

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/ariana-grande-says-holy-response-211509647.html

Pretty sure she didn't kill no one's father. I hope.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

I know these are very different things but how lazy had media become? Ariana touched up by AI, and MSNOW using images off the internet.

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2hEdited

Lazy ... also greedy

But then look who owns everything

Pauly2coffees's avatar

They’ve been using Twitter as a source for years.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

This movie that is bombing in England reminds me of something. Whatever could it be?

OH! I know! The last time someone dropped a bomb this big on England the bombers flew in from GERMANY!

I swear there is something about Great Britain that just seems to irritate fascists no end.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

One of the reasons is that they want to be like us but they can't. Even Mr Hilter himself wanted Britain as an ally, but he got told to fuck off.

You've seen how Piggy revels in the pomp.

Go fascist, get told to fuck off.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

No one can call me a Royal Family supporter or a fan of England's weird collection of aristocratic action figures. I think all of Great Britain would be better served if the country as a whole simply read more super hero comic books and grew the fuck up!

However, all this talk of Melania's movie failing in England does remind me of Princess Diana and her numerous good deeds which, for a brief time, made royalty look a little bit good. Perhaps if Melania were to advocate for AIDS patients, the elimination of homelessness, the banning of land mines or for more children's hospitals She might have added some actual content to her movie.

Too bad Mrs. Trump. You could have been something other than what you ended up being.

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It always blows my mind when people who could easily afford their eighth yacht and a dozen or two plush vacations homes do not choose to help those in need. Three yachts, five or six vacation palaces, along with ending world hunger and/or making sure those in need have medical care.... why WOULDN'T one want THAT as their legacy?

helenasgarden's avatar

They don't want a twinge of discomfort. Also, vermin.

Ill-Advised's avatar

"Mrs. Trump" sounds weirdly insulting. Is it rude to remind her she's a wholly- owned subsidiary of a rotting carcass and a Russian snake?

helenasgarden's avatar

She's got million$, is protected, has a blooming serial killer son as an accessory and a boy toy. She's good.

Khavrinen's avatar

Well, eliminating the homeless would seem to fit in with the Trump administrations policies -- if you count concentration camps as "housing". Briefly....

goCatgo's avatar

IMHO Princess Kate has that country wrapped around her little finger.

They love her. Hell, I love her.

helenasgarden's avatar

Workshy, lazy, self-absorbed hedonist. Is incurious about everything and shows little interest in the people. She doesn't have a single girlfriend.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I think she's annoying as shit.

But then again I think Harry is an ass.

Which goes against all the starry-eyed press he gets from the US and people here.

helenasgarden's avatar

Megs is a narcissist and Harry is a spoiled, entitled little prince. In addition Harry is dumber than rocks. Both are lazy and really into drugs.

Babe Paley's avatar

It's funny to me that my mom has an opinion on Harry (but then again, not so much when I think about it, because God love her, she does like to have an opinion). Anyway, she was like, "oh, I can't stand them!" meaning Harry and Meghan. And made a whole shiver/sour face deal. "Why's that?"

"Oh--they're only in it for the money!"

What channel are you watching? You don't have to have an opinion. AND they didn't join something. AND MORE--what SHOULD they be "in it" for?

helenasgarden's avatar

They *are* in it for the money, the status and the perks. They are living off their titles. She's a narcissist and a liar. And a really godawful dresser. The manipulate perceptions by flooding the zone with PR. Selfish buggers.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

"I think all of Great Britain would be better served if the country as a whole simply read more super hero comic books and grew the fuck up!"

What a strange statement which is self-contradictory.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

The strangeness is in the pardox.

:>))))

EyeQueue's avatar

I think there's nothing up between her ears that would have allowed for that.

She's nothing. She's beyond vacuous.

She's a malignant narcissist.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Aside from the fact that the entire project is nothing but an elaborate bribe. I’m not sure why Bezos didn’t just give them the cash rather than actually staging this humiliation.

dental floss tycoon's avatar

don will get decent mileage bringing up the oscar nomination for years …

helenasgarden's avatar

They prefer the propaganda?

Oy!'s avatar

"ICE claim that a man shattered his skull running into wall triggers tension at a Minnesota hospital"???

Yeah, and the dog eat your arrest warrant? So many ICE/DHS lies.

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"Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents initially claimed Alberto Castañeda Mondragón had tried to flee while handcuffed and “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall,” according to court documents filed by a lawyer seeking his release.

But staff members at Hennepin County Medical Center determined that could not possibly account for the fractures and bleeding throughout the 31-year-old’s brain, said three nurses familiar with the case.

“It was laughable, if there was something to laugh about,” said one of the nurses, who spoke to The Associated Press on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss patient care. “There was no way this person ran headfirst into a wall.”"–https://apnews.com/article/immigration-enforcement-minneapolis-hospitals-32cd5ca61d495e155d43b7cfd5e563b9