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Dina's avatar

EVERY day is "I Love Yarn" day. I have so much that I've filled two bedrooms and the living room is starting to get an entire end filled as well. I love it a little too much. There is no possible way I'll be able to use it in my lifetime but, if I go before my husband does, it'll be HIS problem.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

This sounds... illegal.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

When do we celebrate El Chumpo's No Tell Pedo Prize?????

Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein!!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Bad Bunny said we have four months to learn Spanish. I'm doing my part.

Libera los archivos de Epstein!

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small h's avatar

That's my boy! Thank you, we are both very proud, and now he will be even more full of himself.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Today is also World Migratory Bird Day.

Sigh. No love for the birbs.

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The Wanderer's avatar

A little story for the day, written today in fact: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/62595550/

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

This is Juicy Divan's mentor.

https://bsky.app/profile/wpd3.bsky.social/post/3m2uaolxulk2f

[Excerpt:] Tech billionaire Peter Thiel recently warned that Swedish activist Greta Thunberg & critics of tech or AI are “legionnaires of the Antichrist” in private lectures on Christianity that linked government oversight of Silicon Valley to an apocalyptic future.

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Schmannity's avatar

How long until everyone must bear the Mark of Palantir?

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Schmannity's avatar

Painting a target on young woman trying to do good. It's the MAGA way!

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calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

Farmer's Market season is winding down. Mr. cc went to his favorite food truck there today for lunch, and they gave him an extra piece of chicken (three total), pita bread, pita chips, hummus AND garlic sauce, and at least a pint of flavored rice. The rice is good, too, not just filler. They must love him.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Ooops.

https://bsky.app/profile/tendar.bsky.social/post/3m2vxxs4xys2n

Russians proudly showed their new expensive anti drone system only to see it later going into flames.

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Schmannity's avatar

Is potato

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Baked potato.

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Martin Shobe's avatar

Ukraine reveals that it was hit by one of their drones in 3...2...1....

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Jessica's avatar

Yep. First person view

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Mr. Furreeze

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Kateorite's avatar

"We who consorts with monsters should careful lest we thereby becomes monster. And if thou gaze long into Cooler, Cat will also gaze into thee."

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Schmannity's avatar

Would it be too much to ask for a dozen inflatable frogs in Portland dancing to Disco Inferno in response to Trump's claim that the city is burning down?

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Mandorlind's avatar

Burning Down the House

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Also, The Roof is on Fire?

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Kateorite's avatar

If there was a dedicated dj/ web cam, requests could be taken, from around the nation!?

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I believe this suggestion MUST be taken under consideration.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Nope, perfectly reasonable, I'd say

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. I love Paris Is Burning, and I've never before seen young Bryan Cranston. Happy Coming Out Day to all who (have something to) celebrate. I have cut up the big, juicy pineapple and defrosted the wild blueberries; time to make our breakfast bowls. Good day, beloved Wonketteers. I love and appreciate you all and I bless us all with love, health, peace, and grace.

Please, please stay safe. Wear a mask or two, wash your hands, sanitize when you cannot wash and let the sanitizer dry completely, stop touching your face, take Vitamin D, get a booster shot six months after your last, and catch up on any other vaccinations you need, avoid indoor and crowded outdoor gatherings and when you must meet, remove masks only to eat, drink, and take quick photos, and stay the fuck away from me and everyone with whom you do not share a roof. Do this because you love yourself, and because I love you, too. Do this in memory of dear departed family and friends like Forever 27 Treg and heroic Tony, Holly's pilot friend, among nearly eight million dead worldwide. Do this to honor the nurses and other frontline medical personnel (we love and appreciate you, Medicos of Wonkette), particularly ICU Hera Mrs Land Shark RN. Be kind, especially to yourself, and please stay safe.

Slava Ukraini. 🌻🇺🇦💙💛

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Meccalopolis's avatar

I just told you I love you.

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aktlib101's avatar

Looks like Canks may have lied on his birth certificate; he may be closer to 100 yo than we thought. "The WH says Trump's heart tested 14 years younger than his 'chronological age'"

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-health-2674175170/

Someone's lying.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

So, he IS dead already?

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Zap's avatar

Inside.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Someone fucked that up at Walter Reed and tested the SynCardia artificial heart that was being used as a a "bridge heart" during his heart transplant operation.

If only they had waited a few hours and tested his new heart they would have found it tested 65 years younger than his chronological age thanks to a recent ICE raid in Chicago "misplacing"one of it's detained US Citizens who never showed at school the next week.

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helenasgarden's avatar

*shiver*

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Zap's avatar

They’re all lying.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

I am still curious about the medical records of his ear being treated after his hoax assassination attempt last year. Are they buried in Charlie Kirks mausoleum?

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paperlesstiger's avatar

They could just say he's okay, but they always throw in some hyperbolic stupidity that makes the whole report sound bogus, like when Dr. Ronny said he would live 200 years. It's just pablum for his stupefied followers.

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Kateorite's avatar

Stupidificated & righteous in it.

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Chicken ate my Ballot's avatar

No fair taking your statistics and comparing them with dudes in the morgue

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Kateorite's avatar

*smirk*

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Lance Thrustwell's avatar

Like another famous psychopath (Henry Kissinger), Trump may unfortunately be destined for longevity. I think a lot of people on the psychopathy spectrum have relatively unstressed hearts, because they don't experience the frequent extremes of emotion normal people do.

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Wayne Allen's avatar

The longer he lives, the better the chances he spends his final days in prison

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Lance Thrustwell's avatar

I'm a little pessimistic about all that. But I like the way you think!

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Dick Cheney replaced the burnt out cinders in his chest at least seven times using the hearts of inner city school children.

My guess is that concentration camp down in El Salvador is adjacent to a surgical center that specializes in organ harvesting and someone is selling the produce to wealthy elites up here. All sales paid for with bitcoin.

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helenasgarden's avatar

That's been my theory as well. However, his lifestyle resembles Jabba the Hutt's, so I figure there is hope in those cankles.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I really hope the discomfort is not insignificant.

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helenasgarden's avatar

Very delicate. :)

PAIN. I want excruciating PAIN for him. The pain of millions of suffering and dying human beings. (But alas, he has total access to happy drugs).

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Just in case, though, who wants to don the metal bikini, to make sure?

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Nobody? Fine, I’ll do it.

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helenasgarden's avatar

Bwahahaha! Very brave.💪

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Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

Team Lightning bolt. At a rally. From a completely clear sky.

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Team Aneurysm

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helenasgarden's avatar

Whatever works. 👍

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aktlib101's avatar

I rather think he's not going to make it to the next year's elections (either his dementia or his heart will take care of the problem).

Unfortunately, we may be stuck with Vance, and a police state.

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marydn's avatar

Luckily nobody likes Vance so he won't be around for long. I don't mean he'll fall out a window a la Putin style. I mean he will be impeached or forced to resign because his VP will be who they really want as prez.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Congress will rebel against him also, too, because the best way to show that he's a weak leader is to prevent him from getting anything done.

Congressional Republicans may have been willing to cool their heals and their ambitions for Chump, but not for Couchfucker.

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Shallow state's avatar

I suppose that compensates for his brain testing 3 weeks older than a rotted cabbage.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

He still boasts about that stupid fucking test where he could name "camel"

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Kobayashi Marooned's avatar

The cankles say that's bullshit. Cankles don't lie.

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Homero's avatar

With all the sodium from McDonald’s, those are probably congestive heart failure cankles

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Schmannity's avatar

Worst Shakira song evah!

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Schmannity's avatar

How much in dog years?

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Tza's avatar

Looks like starting this evening we're getting a bunch of rain here for a few days. Better to get it this weekend than next at least, would give the protests some issues.

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Richard S's avatar

Yep. It may be "Coming Out Day", but now that I've done the necessary grocery shopping, I'm staying in. Got some books and Internet access, so I'm good.

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Tza's avatar

Probably only gonna head out for dog walking purposes, in my case

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I'm still working on a Not My Cat. He appreciates the food I leave out for him, but adeptly sidesteps any advances I make into his space.

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calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

Those cupcakes are adorable! Cat also too.

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helenasgarden's avatar

Those cupcakes are so cleverly cute and tempting. Not Our Cat is all sleek gorgeousness.💕

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Homero's avatar

A Russian blue or a “Norwegian blue “ with that plumage?/s

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

Those are the cupcakes we like!

Also, does Not Our Cat know how to use the lawnmower?

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VaselineHabits's avatar

We're working on it, but she's not tall enough yet

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