Happy ... National Harvey Wallbanger Day?

The holiday pickings were slim, okay?

The lovely Miss Betty, courtesy of our pal Kay!

Happy Weekend!

Today is National Harvey Wallbanger Day. I did not actually know what went into a Harvey Wallbanger until just now (orange juice, vodka and Galliano), but I don’t think I would like it! But if you like it, go have one! You can probably have one now, as it does sound like an appropriate brunch drink.

@hayusocialsay it together now: harvey wallbanger #RHOM

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It is also National Leon Day and Bonnie Raitt’s birthday, so I thought I had a good idea, but it turns out that Bonnie Raitt has never covered Leon Russell’s “A Song For You” which is just weird. Wouldn’t you think she would have? Like, everyone on earth has covered that song, but not her for some reason. But they did sing together at least one time! With Willie Nelson!

Your second present today is this completely batshit Canadian anti-drug bop from the 1990s, featuring some kind of creepy green screen man.

And here is a documentary about men who are in love with/have sex with their cars that I was telling someone about the other day, though I forget why!

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