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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

Talking of constants:

-1 = e . exp[i*pi]

better than sex

Babe Paley's avatar

Very pretty kitty!

marxalot's avatar

“aldi emergency quiche” counts as pie, right? my sinuses are packed like they’re going on a long trip and i’m trying to decide when to take my next covid test, so it’s splendid isolation meanwhile pour moi

marxalot's avatar

my parents were subgenii, i remain good with “Bob”!

WeaverSix's avatar

I awoke to a mystery this morning....

Foster #1 (Border Collie) did not eat her dinner last night. That's not super unusual; she is a bit high strung and may have been on edge due to the wind. Because there are two other dogs in the house who would happily finish it for her, I picked it up and put it on the kitchen counter.

This morning, the bowl was empty.

I've mentioned before that I am a relatively new cat owner, having inherited three cats when my stepmother passed away. While I scooped out new kibble for foster #1 and her pals, I bogled at the idea that one of the cats (who are absolutely not allowed on the kitchen ounter) would eat 3/4 of a cup of dog kibble. I free-feed them -- and filled the dispenser last night. Cats is weird, right?

Except I was not right in this case.

Enter Foster #2 (Yorkshire Terrior). Turns out the cats aren't the only ones using my comfy chair as a highway to the forbidden counter. This is all supposition; I haven't actually caught hime on the counter yet, but I have prevented him from making the jump many times. Unfortunately, I already fed him his breakfast, so it was too late to adjust the potions.

Cats are still weird, though.

Resource NW's avatar

I remember "Pipe Guy" from ads in 50's-60's guy mags (as opposed to men's mags) like Popular Science and Mechanix Illustrated. I think they supported a whole town's worth of freelance DIYers. OK, may be a village's worth.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

Fuck. Why didn’t I make pie?

Tetman Callis's avatar

I didn't remember it was Pi(e) Day until Wikipedia brought it to my (and everybody else's) attention yestereve local, so I quickly scrawled "Pie" on my shopping list, between "Olive Oil" and "Rum." All listed goods secured this morn, I sit here now with a piece of pie (blueberry) and a cup of coffee (hot).

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

It's hard to go wrong if you know how to play a banjo. Ask Steve Martin.

WeaverSix's avatar

"Oh, death and grief and sorrow and murder...."

Joe Bacon's avatar

WATCH: Trump’s buddy Laura Loomer gets called out for being “brazenly racist” to her face in India 🔥

https://bsky.app/profile/thetnholler.bsky.social/post/3mgzoqwoc2k2w

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

"World Citizen" has a good ring to it.

Littorally Speaking's avatar

Like how, while reading her for shit, he still apologized profusely and repeatedly nonetheless; must be part Canadian!

Richard S's avatar

Sir:

I send a rhyme excelling

In sacred truth and rigid spelling

Numerical sprites elucidate

For me, the lexicon's full weight

If nature gain

Who can complain

Tho Dr Johnson fulminate?

(The number of letters in each word correspond to the first 31 digits of pi....)

Schmannity's avatar

Possible X account of missing general William McCasland claimed fellow general was murdered over nuclear material

The account @tmbspaceships claims to be run by a “retired 38-year active duty” United States Air Force with a PhD in engineering — listing the Air Force Institute of Technology (AFIT), the Air Education Training Command (AETC), and Air Force Material Command (AETC) as places they’ve worked.

The account shockingly claimed just months before McCasland’s disappearance that Maj. Gen. John Rossi, who allegedly committed suicide in 2016, was actually murdered because of refusal to hand over nuclear material to private contractors.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/14/us-news/possible-x-account-of-missing-general-william-mccasland-claimed-fellow-general-was-murdered-over-nuclear-material/

Resource NW's avatar

Great. Now the Broligarchs are reeeaaaaallllly packing.

helenasgarden's avatar

Summer tortie! Yum. ♥️ She's beautiful.

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

I have to go. We are in between snowstorm. Yesterday blew in 8", and tomorrow is supposed to bring another 18", with wind. Mrs. Toomush is laid up with a broken leg in front of the tv, and I am out of Mount Gay! Luckily, the Twin Lakes Store is only two miles away, next to Rippling Rapids golf course and the Dirty Duck!...

Kay Ducky's head hurts's avatar

Hey, I know those things!

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

Hang in there! Spring is coming.

The Wanderer's avatar

Good lord! Quick, get more rum!

Prometheus59650's avatar

Hey, TSA, what's a Trump promise worth?

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Just hours after Transportation Security Administration (TSA) workers missed their first full paycheck amid the ongoing partial government shutdown, President Donald Trump took to social media Friday to demand that they “go to work” regardless, issuing those who do a “promise” to repay their dedication.

“Keep fighting for the USA. GO TO WORK!” Trump wrote on his social media platform Truth Social. “I promise that I will never forget you!!!”

marxalot's avatar

i don’t see the word “pay” in there

Laurian's avatar
2hEdited

If all TSA drones refused to show up they'd get paid the next day.

Solidarity forever...

The Wanderer's avatar

Meanwhile, area food banks are gearing up and there are reports of TSA workers living in their cars.

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

How can you forget what you never remembered?...

Antifa Commander's avatar

it’s not “having an eidetic (photographic) memory,” which no adult person has ever been proven to have

Fine, *you* go tell Ivanova. Don’t blame me if you end up on permanent space-fungus-scraping duty or something.

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

Maybe not eidetic, but my friend Charles (now gone) could recite passage and page from any book he'd ever read. And, he'd read a lot...