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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

Ee-yada-yada-yada!

Nice to see CoSG getting a shout out here. I am (or was - do these things expire?) a Rogue Media Doktor, and RL pals with Ivan Stang and Princess Wei. Good people. *Weird* people maybe; but good.

Pexas Teat's avatar

My elementary schoolers were given the challenge of memorizing digits of pi. A third grader got over 100. A fourth grader apparently won with 148 or something.

I doubt either of those kids are geniuses, but it's a seriously impressive accomplishment for them. That took real dedication and focus, and they can feel really good about it.

Nemo's avatar

over the years I have typed (and even keypunched) the line of code:

pi = 3.14159265358979323d0

many times. So celebrate pi day and remember: it's not true that pi are squared. pi is always round.

Krysten's avatar

I almost scrolled and then was like WAIT, THAT'S MY CAT.

Thanks Wonkette! Her majesty would also love it if she could speak English.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Pi day is the second nerdiest holiday after May the Fourth.

Sadly, Schiaraperelli is mostly known for kicking off the canal craze (even though he never claimed that the “channels” he observed on Mars were artificial) that Percivale Lowell ran with in the early 20th century.

Nemo's avatar

Hurray, hurray, it's the eighth of May;

Outdoor intercourse starts that day.

This celebrates early summer above 45N.

theCryptofishist's avatar

I didn't realize (or had forgotten) that Pi Day was invented by a Bay Area museum--the Exploratorium (founded by Oppenheimer's brother.) So, if there's any reflected glory, I'm basking in it.

Birb-General of the US's avatar

This slack thing is highly underrated. Although I am not a follower of the Church of the Sub-Genius, I am a big believer and promoter of slack. Without slack, life is misery.

Doloras LaPicho's avatar

" The "different" are being silenced by a global conspiracy. WEIRDOS ARISE!! You probably already knew that the U.S. Government is a SHAM. Something propped up there for you to blame. But did you know that the real "powers that be" are not even people? That they are actually shambling, unbelievable, unmentionable, unthinkable THINGS??

YES! JEHOVAH IS AN ALIEN AND STILL THREATENS THIS PLANET!"

-- Church of the SubGenius Pamphlet #1, 1980

https://www.subgenius.com/pam1/pamphlet_p1.html

Snarfyguy's avatar

"Also speaking of geniuses, your first present today is a 1990s commercial for The Church of the Subgenius, a thing I should probably know way more about than I do."

I found their book hilarious when I was 20, but it's been a while since I looked at it, so I can't really vouch for it.

Anyone cracked it lately?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_the_SubGenius

pskbh's avatar

https://alisav.substack.com/p/an-open-letter-to-the-men-who-write

My daughter shared this with me today.

It's a wonkette's mantra.

pmsrw3's avatar

I got a free pie today from a pie store in Waterloo, on account of having graduated from the University of Waterloo with a math degree.

It's the first time in my life that a university degree has been a direct material benefit to me.

Milli Jewell's avatar

His name is J. R. Bob Dobbs

bobbert's avatar

Speaking as a Bob, isn't that J.R. "Bob" Dobbs?

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

"Seek slack."

-- Bob Dobbs

UnionThuggery's avatar

Today... is a good day for pie!

Q'pla!

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

Talking of constants:

-1 = e . exp[i*pi]

better than sex

bobbert's avatar

Dick Feynmann approves.

Snarfyguy's avatar

Math or not math?

Babe Paley's avatar

Very pretty kitty!

marxalot's avatar

“aldi emergency quiche” counts as pie, right? my sinuses are packed like they’re going on a long trip and i’m trying to decide when to take my next covid test, so it’s splendid isolation meanwhile pour moi