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Megan Macomber's avatar

Happy Pride y'all!

Ha Ha--made ya gay! Don't kiss me with that mouth!

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Enter Ranting's avatar

It's Merry Pride! What is this? A war on Pride?!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Good for Adele.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

We never took the offspring to a Pride parade. Didn't want to expose him to all that good Christian hate.

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Tosca's avatar

I need to channel Adele today. I put a couple of Pride posts on my community FB page, expecting a sprinkling of Likes and not much else. I did NOT expect vitriol. I'm actually devastated, because I thought better of my home.

Apparently a post about the historical use of singular They is "shoving It in their faces". Brace yourselves, darlin'. There's another 26 days of Pride left and I have not yet BEGUN to shove.

I have fucking sidewalk chalk, bitches, and I'm not afraid to use it.

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

Plus the days are getting longer for most of it.

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Tosca's avatar

No, because I'm in Australia. It's also raining on the regular. Not to worry!

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

Eh, what's an equator between friends?

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Maybe's avatar

Ah, but who will the wives be turned on for? It seems unlikely to be their husbands.

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bcb's avatar

Anyone remember a few years ago when the conservative media tried to make Adele into a conservative martyr and she told them to fuck off?

It started when a Twitter user with only 5 followers tweeted speculation that some hypothetical <slur for trans people> might hypothetically crticize Adele. He knew of no actual trans people criticizing Adele: it was all hypothetical.

Then the New York Post published an article about how trans people are cancelling and silencing Adele, and at the end they cited that tweet. After that Fox and other conservative news outlets picked up the "story" of hypothetical trans people hypothetically silencing Adele, until she told them to STFU, at which point Fox said that Big Trans must be blackmailing her to get her to defend us even after we silenced and cancelled her.

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Ward From Cali's avatar

No doubt hubby was already extremely butthurt for being dragged to a concert by a talented and successful singer who so obviously hates men.

(Not really sarcasm, I'm sure misogynist dolts actually believe that.)

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

"future ex-husband of an Adele fan who came on the trip to Vegas and ended up going to the Adele show in exchange for his wife coming to the monthly cow-tippin’"

Emmmm read "blow job" instead of "cow-tippin" although we could use "cow tippin'" as a Wonk shorthand for "blow job" I suppose.....?

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tehbaddr's avatar

"if somebody tells you “Happy Pride,” it means you’re gay now."

Nope! It's the staring at the balls that does it!

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Maybe's avatar

Everyone knows that gay is contagious. But curable if you just get the kids when they're young enough and program them correctly. Brute force works, so I'm heard.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Cootersnort, Nebraska, just south of Bum Fuck but before The Holler!

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tehbaddr's avatar

“WHAR CRUSTY OLD PUNK PRIDE MONTH?”

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Harryr's avatar

Crusty old punk here (76 vintage, I'm that old). Boomer too. Happy Pride!

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tehbaddr's avatar

Early Gen-X vintage, stay angry!

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James Baskin's avatar

"Do you know how you can spot stupid people? They are cruel."

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Parker Leo Blinsky's avatar

I didn’t know JK Rowling was an Adele fan.

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Ashannfishsticks's avatar

Ugh, just don't yell shit at concerts during quiet moments. It sounds like he screamed "work sucks" which is still disruptive and disrespectful to the performer and audience.

Keep your main character energy to yourself

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Pisto75666's avatar

EDIT There are now (allegedly) witnesses who were next to the person who say he actually said "work sucks!"

https://x.com/BuzzingPop/status/1797373157004747139

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I suffered from ergophobia right up until the day I retired! I agree, work sucks. But I needed the bucks.

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¡No me jodas!'s avatar

Well this was a weird venue for him to air his thoughts.

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Pisto75666's avatar

Agreed.

Also what did he hope to accomplish by that?

"Work sucks!"

Yeah? And?

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clairence's avatar

How long til we see "work sucks" t-shirts?

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

They've been available for a long time already!

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clairence's avatar

true. I was thinking along the lines of Mastermind CODE: "Let's Go Brandon"

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