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Martini Glambassador's avatar

BRB, dumping a bunch of emerald food coloring into la Tardoire rivière.

Oh yes, here is your hed gif info: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/happy-birthday-daria

And meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/aee15cb9-510a-4f9a-b14a-7ad03657efb1?utm_source=share

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Stunning, beautiful.

Menotsure's avatar

Some of my best friends are bluish.

Meccalopolis's avatar

Monkey? Monkey!

NatalyaResists's avatar

I want one.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! LOOK AT MEEEEEE!"

Schmannity's avatar

RFKJ: Raw orangutan milk cures brain tumors and rheumatoid arthritis.

Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

Only if raised on it from childhood. Abolish cows!

satch's avatar

More effectively than roadkill?

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Of course not. Not a belligerent narcissist sociopath.

kmblue187's avatar

Or malignant, either.

Miss Grundy's avatar

Babby Daria hanging out with mommy! Niiiiiccccceee!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

This is so serene and nice, thanks Martini!

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Aww. Lil babby of the forest.

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

Happy belated birthday Daria!

3FingerPete's avatar

Fox News used to count every personal pronoun in Barack Obama's State of the Union speeches to illustrate his supposed rampant narcissism. Trump referring to Cuba like it's just another of his golf properties won't even raise an eyebrow.

cmd Human Scum's avatar

This misleading headline got my hope up for a minute, but the reality is that instead of "told," they should have written "asked."

"Pam Bondi told to open perjury investigation into Kristi Noem"

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/pam-bondi-told-to-open-perjury-investigation-into-kristi-noem/ar-AA1YKsdM?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=U531&cvid=69b85d6d483842019b0615e7bd9f136a&ei=34

Dialectic.Detective's avatar

Welcome everyone to your favorite gameshow, WWIII!

Now meet our next two players, Afghanistan and Pakistan!

Generation Vax's avatar

"Wonder if that’s how he talked about any of the little girls in the Epstein Files."

We all know the answer to that.

JFC, Trump succeeds mightily in being a bigger piece of shit every day than he was the previous. What a joy it will be when he is gone forever.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Good luck finding a trial to join, Susie, since your guy shut down breast cancer research. I hope you get the outcome you deserve.

Darrell Leland's avatar

Punisher skulls on the back window of a pickup truck already says no balls. Yellow ones on a pair of sneakers? Wow...

Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

But the swoosh is yellow because Kash is a Koward.

John Wiederhirn's avatar

Squirrels do a better job of governance than the GOP & Trump.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

I dunno, I'm going to spot Kash the sneakers. I would totally grift off the American people and business for expensive, dorky, custom sneakers if I was a loser Dunning Kruger icon in way over my head, too.

Colbert Thorenson's avatar

On a scale from Zero to You Bet Your Sweet Ass We Did, what are the chances we as tax payers paid for Kash's fancy designer Nikes and also the two inch lifts that are certainly on the inside?

Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

There are, you know, groups who get together in costume and pretend things. They call it cosplaying. But people usually do it on their free time, not as agents of the US Government, god help us all and bad cess to the spalpeens and the Orange man.

kmblue187's avatar

WHAT, NO LIFTS? Re: the sneakers.

Patch's avatar

those are the ugliest fucking sneakers I've ever seen.

Karen Scofield's avatar

Everything is better with Monkeys and Tab's 💯👍

kmblue187's avatar

"I think I can do anything I want with it, if you want to know the truth."

That's how Trump feels about everything.

kmblue187's avatar

"Wonder if that’s how (TRUMP) talked about any of the little girls in the Epstein Files."

Yes.