Happy St. Skeletor's Day To All Who Celebrate!

Yes, that Skeletor!

Please to enjoy my favorite cat at the Field Museum Cats exhibit.

Hello!!

Today is, according to various sources, St. Skeletor’s day. Before you open your copy of Lives of the Saints, allow me to stop you and assure you that there is no such thing as St. Skeletor and the person who invented this holiday did, in fact, just come up with a holiday to celebrate He-Man’s nemesis.

It is also Gumdrops Day, and therefore I will give you this monstrosity!

Singing that song may, actually, be a pretty easy way to snag a date, though I don’t think I’d try it myself.

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