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BlueSpot's avatar

Praise Cheeses! :)

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orangecat's avatar

Whar be Caturday? Last week ziggywiggy had it in their notes section - I thought that worked great...

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Carz's avatar

The Mary Quant/ATT commercial [at 17:03] was amazing and gives the entire show a reason to exist.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Us, at a restaurant in Croatia this week: “What kind of cheeses do you have?”

Waiter, a Serb working in Croatia and speaking English: “Well we’ve got Cheesus Christ…”

When you can make puns in your third language, you shouldn’t be a waiter.

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

I wonder if he's a Bemelmans fan.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Just on holiday…but we met so many super smart people who spoke like 3 or 4 or more languages. Americans are truly morons in that respect.

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Boojum's avatar

The only thing that made any sense was the mescaline.

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kareema's avatar

Hickory dickory dock

The mouse ran up the clock

The clock struck one.....

and the rest got away with minor injuries.

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feralboy12's avatar

I remember watching "Turn On" back in 1969. What I don't remember is any specific joke, scene, or graphics, and now I see why. Incoherence is inherently hard to remember. No structure. Also, the jokes aren't funny.

It's weird, but I can't actually swear that this video is the show I watched. I guess it is...

And now my head feels strange. Thanks.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Whenever I get ready to sacrifice cheese an angel appears with a sword and bids me to hold off on the cheese sacrifice. The angel then points to some bushes in the neighbors yard and hands me the sword. The angel says I can use the sword to clear some of the bushes away to find a substitute for the cheese sacrifice and I should do that right away before it gets too hot outdoors for yard work. I always start trimming those bushes but I never find anything. So I go back to my kitchen, parched and exhausted, to find my neighbor sitting at my table finishing off the last of my beer! I start to get frisky with the sword and my neighbor points out that I have already sacrificed a six pack of beer; it might be overkill to sacrifice a neighbor too!

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Connor Fitzgerald's avatar

One of my favorite memories of my dad is going to whole foods with him...his first time there. we walked around for awhile until we rounded a corner and saw the cheese section...

POP: [mouth agape] What a friend we have in cheeses!

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kareema's avatar

I've always wanted to start a business if I lived in Nazareth - 'Cheeses of Nazareth'.

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Connor Fitzgerald's avatar

I want to go to there

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CakesWeLike's avatar

I had a clear out of old board games and odds and ends earlier. In amongst the Buckaroo, Mousetrap, etc was an old My Little Pony card game, of course I immediately thought of Dok.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

Update for tonight's Movie Night! We are watching "Dick" (1999), two teenage girls accidentally stumble onto Watergate. It's a really fun movie and fitting for the current indictment-palooza, recommended by Rebecca. Available for $3.99 on Prime and Apple TV. https://ziggywiggy.substack.com/p/wonkette-movie-night-indictment-special?utm_source=profile&utm_medium=reader2

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Zango Crudmonger's avatar

Damnit gotta work!

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

Prominent Nazi Leader Banned By Maine Planet Fitness

https://www.joemygod.com/2023/07/prominent-nazi-leader-banned-by-maine-planet-fitness/

Owens: Women Are The Cause Of All Of Society’s Ills

https://www.joemygod.com/2023/07/owens-women-are-the-cause-of-all-of-societys-ills/

And my favorite - love this:

Fox Host: What’s Wrong With Destroying Evidence?

https://www.joemygod.com/2023/07/fox-host-whats-wrong-with-destroying-evidence/

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Tecolote's avatar

Have you ever tried to get out of a gym membership? It is tough. Remember to use the "I'm a nazi" trick if all else fails.

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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

I cancelled Planet Fitness back during covid, but I do remember there was a hoop or two to jump thru along the way

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Jamoche's avatar

It depends. If you have a really great deal, it's almost impossible to renew. I had one - $100/year, IIRC - that had to be done on the exact renewal date - before that was "not up for renewal" and after was "expired".

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

Yes, that worst was Bally. Like they say, the only way to get out of your monthly payments is to die - and even then it can't be done. Maybe they have gotten better.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Wow- That 'Turn On' show sucked, but was subversive- "The capitol of South Vietnam is in these Swiss Bank Accounts????" SHeeit!

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

The video is pretty clear foreshadowing of the "Laugh-In" to come.

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kareema's avatar

I LOVED Laugh-in.

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oblivias's avatar

"Laugh-In" came first.

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Linda's Bitter Disappointment's avatar

Wow, that show. It, sure was a show...

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Tiffany in Houston's avatar

What is this bullshit?! Trump barely acknowledges any of his own children except for Ivanka, for obvious reasons. I'd bet he can't even name all of his grandchildren. But sure, notable anti-family man Joe Biden is a problem. They criticize Biden for loving and supporting Hunter when he's struggled and they criticize Biden when they think he's blowing him off.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/joe-biden/biden-publicly-acknowledges-7th-grandchild-navy-first-time-rcna96987

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