I used to work with a lady who had an ocelot in her apartment. A friend wearing a rabbit fur hat came to visit and see it. The ocelot was nowhere to be found until it suddenly leaped onto the back of the chair she was sitting in, snatched the hat from her head, took it into the master bedroom, and tore the hat apart under the bed.
However, that was not enough for coworker to donate the ocelot. The ocelot had taken to rolling billiard balls in the hallway upstairs in the condo building where she lived (she was on the second floor). The noise caused neighbors to complain, and she finally contacted an organization that would rescue the cat and take it where it could live and thrive. Bull true!
Geez, that ProPublica thing about mail-in ballots. Certified mail, WTF? I think this might not even be directly related to ratfucking the election, except in the general sense that that these fascists want to paint democracy as generally unworkable, by making it so. Also I think Trump has a bug up his ass about mail-in ballots, like he does about wind turbines, and catapults on aircraft carriers, and a bunch of other things.
Eric Schmitt went on several right talk shows after his Jack Smith gottcha fiasco. They were patting Eric on the back and telling him what great job he did.
"Schmitt later went on “The Charlie Kirk Show,” where one of the hosts praised him for the “great moment.” “Good for you on that,” host Andrew Kolvet said.
“Gotta give you some flowers for that, sir,” he said, saying Smith “sat there acting dumbfounded and completely clueless.”"
For some reason, every time I have to deal with the bullshit that arises from (or leads to) misdemeanor cattle calls in Moscow (University of Idaho students) and Colfax (Washington State University students) I remember that there is a nuclear reactor in Portland being operated by undergrads.
Yes, that's why they do it. It's pretty common. Get all the prosecutors and defense lawyers in the same place all at once and just grind through all the misdemeanor cases. Typically, all the people represented by Public Defenders are scheduled to appear for a pretrial at, say 930, then all the people represented by private counsel are scheduled to appear at 1100. It ends up being a lot of sitting around, but it's better scheduling solution than the alternatives. Handling misdemeanor criminal matters is all about managing volume.
In NY Supreme, we have regular IAS Parts (Individual Assignment System), where the trial judges & their staff run everything, and DCM Parts (Division of Case Management), for volume litigation. E.g., uncontested matrimonials, slip and falls, MTA cases & auto accidents. For roughly 10 years, I've been running the pre-trial calendars for the three DCM/City of New York Parts. Every claim filed against the City on the island of Manhattan has had to go through me from commencement through note of issue (close of discovery). I've been running them in the afternoons for rotating groups of three judges per term.
"Florida Deputy Charged After Using Flock License Plate Reader System to Search Woman 300 Times, Another Deputy Arrested After Looking Up 17-Year-Old Girl in Police Database"
If you haven't done anything wrong, why are you worried about a little surveillance?
Call me crazy, but I am beginning to suspect that the Department of Homeland Security and the surveillance state that was cemented as an overreaction to 9/11 have somehow made America LESS safe and paved the way for a fascist takeover of the government.
Markwayne needs to explore therapy. If you have to have a stress ball while talking to reporters than maybe you are in the wrong job. Go back to plumbing, Markwayne.
What's this I'm seeing that's giving me wave upon wave of sublime satisfaction? It appears the majority of the populations sentiment is turning against the fucking fucks for all the lying and corruption. They have real issues with reading a room and they've been real slow to recognize that truth and facts matter especially when it's fucking obvious they are lying. It's as if they know they've lost everything and the only thing they have left is their empty lies. Everyone sees this now - even the worst of the MAGA idiots with one brain cell functioning are sick of their shit.
And those campaign ads! Don't know who's creating these killer adds but all of them deserve a CLEO.
That's not being cynical that's a fact we have to live with. They're so fucking stupid that losing their homes, farms, and livelihoods to these fucking cretins that lied directly to their stupid fucking face is what it took to get through to these idiot assholes. I can't feel even the slightest bit sad for them. You got what ya voted for ya stupid fuck now deal with it and use your fucking head from now on. I'm not the least bit mad at them...can ya tell?
A little ocelot, why not? Your hed gif info: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/a-little-bit-of-ocelot
And your meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/f13f6be5-f7e7-44a7-be2e-deaac7963c62?utm_source=share
" To join the PFJ, you've got to REALLY hate the Romans. Ok, give me a bag of ocelot noses."
I used to ocelot, but now I'm all oced out.
It's more of an ocelittle than an ocelot
Babou!!
"She's crepuscular, boys!"
It's a little
Ocelot
Sniffs a little
Shits a lot
saw that on a bathroom stall in Zootopia.
Was that in Savannah Square?
it was in that little hamster town... :)
Ah, okay.
"I'z a ocelot and I'm okay
I fierce all night and I sleep all day."
But he cutes all the time. 😻
Look at the PAWS on that murder kitten!
Everything I know about ocelots comes from watching Archer.
Box eared freak!
Ocelotta awwwww!
Two words: Honey West.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2CWfSLyjx8
“Active for up to 12 hours a day” *eyes Rosie napping* what little dynamos!
Thank you, Martini -- now I have Perez Prado (and Lou Bega) stuck in my head, and I ain't mad about it.
A little bit of ocelot in my life
A little bit of elephant by my side
A little bit of otter is all I need
A little bit of sand cat is what I see
A little bit of sea lion in the sun
A little bit of owl all night long ...
(applauds)
But, but, but WHY can't I pet the kitty?
Because spicy pointy?
I used to work with a lady who had an ocelot in her apartment. A friend wearing a rabbit fur hat came to visit and see it. The ocelot was nowhere to be found until it suddenly leaped onto the back of the chair she was sitting in, snatched the hat from her head, took it into the master bedroom, and tore the hat apart under the bed.
However, that was not enough for coworker to donate the ocelot. The ocelot had taken to rolling billiard balls in the hallway upstairs in the condo building where she lived (she was on the second floor). The noise caused neighbors to complain, and she finally contacted an organization that would rescue the cat and take it where it could live and thrive. Bull true!
A crazy rich women on the Archer TV series had an ocelot. It always chewed up Archer and peed everywhere but he seemed to like it.
Everything wrong with Archer can be traced back to his mother. Oi, that woman.
The theobros - just no, no, no, no, no.
Geez, that ProPublica thing about mail-in ballots. Certified mail, WTF? I think this might not even be directly related to ratfucking the election, except in the general sense that that these fascists want to paint democracy as generally unworkable, by making it so. Also I think Trump has a bug up his ass about mail-in ballots, like he does about wind turbines, and catapults on aircraft carriers, and a bunch of other things.
Good Morning, Rebecca! Please remind all of us adults to stay out of the Halloween Candy!!!
Recent poll results indicate that Americans really do want the beatings to stop. Their morale seems to be improving.
Pocket pussy!
Vance must realize assholes like Senator Shitt aren't going to settle for running for 𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘦 president.
Liz had to asterisk "fuckup". That's a god-damned shame.
Was there doping involved?
No. Just dopes.
Eric Schmitt went on several right talk shows after his Jack Smith gottcha fiasco. They were patting Eric on the back and telling him what great job he did.
"Schmitt later went on “The Charlie Kirk Show,” where one of the hosts praised him for the “great moment.” “Good for you on that,” host Andrew Kolvet said.
“Gotta give you some flowers for that, sir,” he said, saying Smith “sat there acting dumbfounded and completely clueless.”"
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/senator-eric-schmitt-jack-smith-basketball-perjury-rcna600546
Talk about clueless.
You were great, Chuck. Tied to that chair, just spinning around dodging all those bullets.
Creating their own reality. They know it's bullshit but if they repeat it enough it becomes truth to the morons who support them.
For some reason, every time I have to deal with the bullshit that arises from (or leads to) misdemeanor cattle calls in Moscow (University of Idaho students) and Colfax (Washington State University students) I remember that there is a nuclear reactor in Portland being operated by undergrads.
I'm wondering if the local court there gathers all of those cases together & hears them at the same time for convenience' sake.
"Wednesday afternoon Cow Calendar! Part 52! Step up & sign in with the clerk! Wipe your shoes first!"
Yes, that's why they do it. It's pretty common. Get all the prosecutors and defense lawyers in the same place all at once and just grind through all the misdemeanor cases. Typically, all the people represented by Public Defenders are scheduled to appear for a pretrial at, say 930, then all the people represented by private counsel are scheduled to appear at 1100. It ends up being a lot of sitting around, but it's better scheduling solution than the alternatives. Handling misdemeanor criminal matters is all about managing volume.
In NY Supreme, we have regular IAS Parts (Individual Assignment System), where the trial judges & their staff run everything, and DCM Parts (Division of Case Management), for volume litigation. E.g., uncontested matrimonials, slip and falls, MTA cases & auto accidents. For roughly 10 years, I've been running the pre-trial calendars for the three DCM/City of New York Parts. Every claim filed against the City on the island of Manhattan has had to go through me from commencement through note of issue (close of discovery). I've been running them in the afternoons for rotating groups of three judges per term.
I reach.
Say, do you guys know how to titillate an ocelot? Oscillate it’s tit a lot!
You will no doubt be pleased to know that there is peer-reviewed literature on related topics: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35447039/
Public service or data scraper? You decide.
𝗪𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗧𝗼 𝗦𝗲𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿𝗻𝘀 𝗔𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗔𝗜 𝗧𝗼𝗼𝗹: '𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗔𝗿𝗲 𝗜𝗱𝗶𝗼𝘁𝘀'
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-america-gov-tool-experts-warn_l_6abc0ec9e4b075cb0a416cc2?origin=home-whats-happening-unit
Adventure Beekeeping!
https://bsky.app/profile/hive101.bsky.social/post/3mwqefppc7c2x
Holy cow!!! Freaking spectacular! A real wonder of the world.
"Stunning, yet horrifying" was my thought...
Heh. I didn't even think of the latter. It's breathtaking! Look at what the bees can create if you let them!
Is there another kind?
Not that I'm aware of, no.
"Florida Deputy Charged After Using Flock License Plate Reader System to Search Woman 300 Times, Another Deputy Arrested After Looking Up 17-Year-Old Girl in Police Database"
If you haven't done anything wrong, why are you worried about a little surveillance?
Call me crazy, but I am beginning to suspect that the Department of Homeland Security and the surveillance state that was cemented as an overreaction to 9/11 have somehow made America LESS safe and paved the way for a fascist takeover of the government.
The word "homeland" was my first raging red flag. It's all been downhill since then.
Also. beware the word "patriot."
Was he trying to find out when she would become of legal age?
The Patriot Act has entered the conversation.
"Markwayne Mullin is clutching a stress ball while answering questions from reporters."
https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mwqptmyuds2g
Markwayne needs to explore therapy. If you have to have a stress ball while talking to reporters than maybe you are in the wrong job. Go back to plumbing, Markwayne.
The foam bataka fights at home must be epic.
Whose?
I'm sure he clutches his balls quite often.
Nothing to see here? DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin shares a D.C. home with a Republican congressman
The homeland security secretary, who owns dozens of properties, met Rep. Jason Smith during bipartisan congressional workouts more than a decade ago.
https://www.advocate.com/politics/national/markwayne-mullin-jason-smith-home
"Markwayne Mullin shares a D.C. home with a Republican congressman"
Protégé of Lindey Graham's? Met on Grinder? Or the reception for the Congressional Pages?
As long as he says "No homo, bro" first, it's OK.
It’s not on C Street is it?
Met at the gym! Say now more, say no more!
Markbobwaynejim has finally found the reich man.
"Look how grr mad I am, I am so controlling my anger, I do my anger management, grr don't make me mad."
Good morning Wonks.
What's this I'm seeing that's giving me wave upon wave of sublime satisfaction? It appears the majority of the populations sentiment is turning against the fucking fucks for all the lying and corruption. They have real issues with reading a room and they've been real slow to recognize that truth and facts matter especially when it's fucking obvious they are lying. It's as if they know they've lost everything and the only thing they have left is their empty lies. Everyone sees this now - even the worst of the MAGA idiots with one brain cell functioning are sick of their shit.
And those campaign ads! Don't know who's creating these killer adds but all of them deserve a CLEO.
I am so cynical that I think it is, and only is, about the price of fuel.
That's not being cynical that's a fact we have to live with. They're so fucking stupid that losing their homes, farms, and livelihoods to these fucking cretins that lied directly to their stupid fucking face is what it took to get through to these idiot assholes. I can't feel even the slightest bit sad for them. You got what ya voted for ya stupid fuck now deal with it and use your fucking head from now on. I'm not the least bit mad at them...can ya tell?