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Ranina's avatar

I agree...and while they're at it, I hope they design more aesthetically appealing paper money across the board - once again America is way behind most of the civilized world when it comes to our currency.

Mark Richey's avatar

2020? Shoot, I can knock off a few thousand with my ink jet printer. And Dear Racists, who are planning on NOT using the new $20s. Please stick them in an envelope and send them to: "Mark's Beer Fund", PO Box......

Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

Naw. Drumpf's digits are too short.

Mimihaha's avatar

I wonder if they're just pissed they can tell her to smile.

Iam Reading's avatar

Jackson was a genocidal racist. Fuck him

Indiepalin's avatar

That was Harriet Beecher-Hotplate

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

That's a bit sterile and it makes me seem like a perverted Cheshire Cat. Let's just say neither response is wrong just so long as it's fun....

Queen Méabh's avatar

Most people don't know anything about Jackson's wife, Rachel. She was a very interesting human being. If you don't know anything about her, I suggest you read "The President's Lady" by Irving Stone. She was a victim of serious domestic abuse from her first husband, who later told her he had divorced her, but he was lying. So she married Andrew, thinking she was divorced, but she wasn't, and then when Andrew ran for President they called her a whore. The ONLY admirable thing about Andrew was how protective he was of Rachel. Even assholes like Andrew Jackson have their weak spots.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Winger tears taste worse than Flint tap water.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

An ounce of Mexican and change.

daysleeper's avatar

Left-handed compliments are my specialty.

Tomata's avatar

Finally! A black woman gets to tell a white man to go to the back of the bill.

Tomata's avatar

I assume "observed" translates to took conservative acid and dreamed that one up, unless "gave" in con speak means shot the Indians and took their land from them.

Zyxomma's avatar

What I love most about American currency is that Ben Franklin's portrait on the $100 bill looks EXACTLY like Jack Benny.