They have no idea how things actually work. They just make assumptions that feel true and therefore they are true. They are always surprised when their assumptions are wrong but instead of fixing it they try to make excuses or blame others or they make other, new assumptions that are equally wrong.
I’ll admit, I was excited about the World Cup tourism flop. But noooo, tickets are still several bazillion dollars.
Better to catch the Univision slow motion instant replays where they zoom in on those lovely soccer legs. Also, watching in Español is the only way to be satisfied with the GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
First out of the block, Harris Faulkner. Each time i see her scary, petrified countenance I think, "diversity comes to Stepford CT." And wasn't the whole point of the Stepford project to scramble the brains of the wimmenfolk so that, while fucking their trollish husbands, the 8-track cartridge kicks in with, "Frank, you're the king...you're the champion...?" So there's a reason for her stupidity, if not an excuse.
Now, on to Mr. All Hat, No Cattle. I was raised to feel empathy for those God chose to give the brain of a gnat but, in this case, fuck that noise. Point, laugh, and deride him for the moron he is.
Markwayne Mullin, the erstwhile dumbest fucking hayseed in the senate remains as America's Turd Chaser. I think the term Plumbercrack is too generous for a guy who is too stupid to recognize that when he shape shifts into a slithering snake as he inserts himself up Trump's anus that til the point he is covered in the brown-green bile of a dying single celled organism that only the likes of Sean Hannity would find to be delectable.
The concept of policies of this maladministration seem to be let’s invent a problem that never existed and then solve it by creating more problems than anyone could ever imagine.
It’s like we’re all stuck in a boat with them that they’ve drilled a hole in and then when it starts sinking, they announce the solution to let the water out is to drill more holes.
And then they demand to be patted on the head and told over and over how fucking brilliant their stupidity is. GTFOH!
Faulkner from Pokémon Gold and Silver is a better Faulkner, and his strongest Pokémon is a Pidgeotto.
They have no idea how things actually work. They just make assumptions that feel true and therefore they are true. They are always surprised when their assumptions are wrong but instead of fixing it they try to make excuses or blame others or they make other, new assumptions that are equally wrong.
Morons to the left, morons to the right.
Love the new names for “Markwayne”.
I’ll admit, I was excited about the World Cup tourism flop. But noooo, tickets are still several bazillion dollars.
Better to catch the Univision slow motion instant replays where they zoom in on those lovely soccer legs. Also, watching in Español is the only way to be satisfied with the GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
First out of the block, Harris Faulkner. Each time i see her scary, petrified countenance I think, "diversity comes to Stepford CT." And wasn't the whole point of the Stepford project to scramble the brains of the wimmenfolk so that, while fucking their trollish husbands, the 8-track cartridge kicks in with, "Frank, you're the king...you're the champion...?" So there's a reason for her stupidity, if not an excuse.
Now, on to Mr. All Hat, No Cattle. I was raised to feel empathy for those God chose to give the brain of a gnat but, in this case, fuck that noise. Point, laugh, and deride him for the moron he is.
What red cities?
Are there any cities that vote for the Rethuglicans?
Hey, at least Markwayne Mullin is no longer a Senator from Oklahoma. That's a major win for us.
I can almost hear the banjo music from here
..."You ain't from.aroumd here, are you boy" and Ned Beatty looking around furtively at the hertz counter.
Ta, Evan. So, is Harris F really that stupid, or just a toadying sycophant?
Markwayne Mullin, the erstwhile dumbest fucking hayseed in the senate remains as America's Turd Chaser. I think the term Plumbercrack is too generous for a guy who is too stupid to recognize that when he shape shifts into a slithering snake as he inserts himself up Trump's anus that til the point he is covered in the brown-green bile of a dying single celled organism that only the likes of Sean Hannity would find to be delectable.
I am disappointed that Detroit is not on the list of Sanctuary Cities.
Divert all flights to Scott Baio International Aerodrome!
She's pretending she's not black and hoping nobody notices that she is. I hope she “gets hers” 😈
The concept of policies of this maladministration seem to be let’s invent a problem that never existed and then solve it by creating more problems than anyone could ever imagine.
It’s like we’re all stuck in a boat with them that they’ve drilled a hole in and then when it starts sinking, they announce the solution to let the water out is to drill more holes.
And then they demand to be patted on the head and told over and over how fucking brilliant their stupidity is. GTFOH!
Never underestimate the capacity of people like Harris Faulkner to be absolutely that damn stupid.
As for the Mullin plan, bring it on, bitches, and watch it eat your face.