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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Either way, somebody's getting it Greek style.

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fuflans's avatar

this is EXACTLY how i read that statement.

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chascates's avatar

I propose all future filibusters must be in the form of iambic pentameters.

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fuflans's avatar

well if we follow the knife quote to it's logical conclusion, harry's going to end up crawling - bloodied - down the hall and die in nancy pelosi's arms and then she will throw mitch mcconnell off the roof.

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MissusBarry's avatar

They better come in thong styles. I hate pantylines.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Oh great, now both sides are really, really , really , really, really, really, really, really, REALLY pissed off at each other.

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MissusBarry's avatar

Reason #487 why I won't be converting.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Something called "nuclear option" should at least have a body count.

All we get is a bunch of inside-the-beltway drama queens yapping at each other like a bunch of over-wrought Heathers. This isn't democracy, it's a Bravo TV series.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Mitch is just mad he didn't think of it first.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

The US Constitution states that the Senate (and, of course, the House) shall make the rules governing it. That's pretty simple - even for a member of the GNoP.

I remember the Republicans called this the "nuclear" option until it became obvious President Bush couldn't pronounce it, so the focus groups told the reactionaries to change the name to the "constitutional" option.

Now that the Democrats believe it's a good idea the GNoP is back to calling it the nuclear option. I guess because Mr. Bush is no longer President, and Mr. Obama can handle big words.

What other explanation could there be?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Angry wingnuts are angry.

Let the games begin.

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