Sure, everyone, talk about Osama bin Laden all you want, just ignore that Harry Reid ALSO ALMOST DIED this morning. Whatever would this country do if Harry Reid was not the Senate majority leader? Replace him with Chuck Schumer or Dick Durbin and promptly forget he existed? Yes, probably. But maybe we would take weeks off to mourn the sudden loss of the greatest American never to walk on the Moon. This morning, Harry Reid was out jogging when suddenly he was hit by a car. Reid was taken to the hospital and he'll be okay, so the assassination plot failed. But the most devious part of this story is that the car was just sitting there parked. We're not sure how one is injured by a stationary car, but it sounds absolutely harrowing.
CAN'T WE GET WONKETTE TO COVER BADGERS WITH GPS???!?!?
jeez.
Killdozer?
Is that like a fleshlight, because those can be slippery.
Obviously a late-model car... the sheet metal (and chrome bumpers) of an old American land yacht would have done him in for sure.
Why ask Jesus?
Dogs who belong to public-employee unions. But I don't know how many of them it takes to chase a parked car.
mishaps like this are why sarah palin is fighting to keep america fat.
He was probably jogging with an iPod blasting ABBA which would probably make getting run over kind of a relief.