Sure, everyone, talk about Osama bin Laden all you want, just ignore that Harry Reid ALSO ALMOST DIED this morning.
CAN'T WE GET WONKETTE TO COVER BADGERS WITH GPS???!?!?
jeez.
Killdozer?
Is that like a fleshlight, because those can be slippery.
Obviously a late-model car... the sheet metal (and chrome bumpers) of an old American land yacht would have done him in for sure.
Why ask Jesus?
Dogs who belong to public-employee unions. But I don't know how many of them it takes to chase a parked car.
mishaps like this are why sarah palin is fighting to keep america fat.
He was probably jogging with an iPod blasting ABBA which would probably make getting run over kind of a relief.
CAN'T WE GET WONKETTE TO COVER BADGERS WITH GPS???!?!?
jeez.
Killdozer?
Is that like a fleshlight, because those can be slippery.
Obviously a late-model car... the sheet metal (and chrome bumpers) of an old American land yacht would have done him in for sure.
Why ask Jesus?
Dogs who belong to public-employee unions. But I don't know how many of them it takes to chase a parked car.
mishaps like this are why sarah palin is fighting to keep america fat.
He was probably jogging with an iPod blasting ABBA which would probably make getting run over kind of a relief.