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fuflans's avatar

CAN'T WE GET WONKETTE TO COVER BADGERS WITH GPS???!?!?

jeez.

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Is that like a fleshlight, because those can be slippery.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Obviously a late-model car... the sheet metal (and chrome bumpers) of an old American land yacht would have done him in for sure.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Dogs who belong to public-employee unions. But I don't know how many of them it takes to chase a parked car.

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fuflans's avatar

mishaps like this are why sarah palin is fighting to keep america fat.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

He was probably jogging with an iPod blasting ABBA which would probably make getting run over kind of a relief.

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