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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

OK, so maybe the Harry Reid thing was a joke but the offer of a tryst with the panda of your choice was legit, right? Asking for a friend. With votes.

Lizzietish81's avatar

Hell the Ranch could find ladies (or gents) from Singapore to whip you.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...hookers and blow? Did Harry Reid join the DEA or something?!?! I'm the last to know everything!!!

beatbort's avatar

Harry Reed, or Reed Steed, would make a good name for a male porn star. Just saying...

JoeChristmas's avatar

Meh, the guy already works in the biggest and baddest whore house there is.

memzilla Ω's avatar

...adult pleasures from the ranch’s extensive sex menu.

Sex Menu? What happened to the All You Can Eat Buffet?

$136050197's avatar

The idea of filling up on chili before some sexytime isn't really doing anything for me.

Lizzietish81's avatar

Wonkette, please stop crashing my shockwave flash.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Ah, I thought that might have just been me and my wonky computer.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Like Harry, I believe in supporting working mothers. Or wonking mothers for that matter.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Once you go panda,you'll never use your hand, uh?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©'s avatar

Shockwave Flash is a TOOL of S.A.T.A.N.!!!~

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I'll never understand Mormons.