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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

OK, so maybe the Harry Reid thing was a joke but the offer of a tryst with the panda of your choice was legit, right? Asking for a friend. With votes.

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Lizzietish81's avatar

Hell the Ranch could find ladies (or gents) from Singapore to whip you.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...hookers and blow? Did Harry Reid join the DEA or something?!?! I'm the last to know everything!!!

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beatbort's avatar

Harry Reed, or Reed Steed, would make a good name for a male porn star. Just saying...

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JoeChristmas's avatar

Meh, the guy already works in the biggest and baddest whore house there is.

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memzilla Ω's avatar

...adult pleasures from the ranch’s extensive sex menu.

Sex Menu? What happened to the All You Can Eat Buffet?

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$136050197's avatar

The idea of filling up on chili before some sexytime isn't really doing anything for me.

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Lizzietish81's avatar

Wonkette, please stop crashing my shockwave flash.

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$136050197's avatar

Mine, too!

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Ah, I thought that might have just been me and my wonky computer.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Like Harry, I believe in supporting working mothers. Or wonking mothers for that matter.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Once you go panda,you'll never use your hand, uh?

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ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©'s avatar

Shockwave Flash is a TOOL of S.A.T.A.N.!!!~

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I'll never understand Mormons.

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ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©'s avatar

How 'bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart?

https://www.youtube.com/wat...~

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