Go for it, Harry. Go out with a bang: A brothel in Nevada has offered to host U.S. Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid's retirement party to thank him for efforts during his more than three decades in the U.S. Congress it says have "positively affected" the lives of legal sex workers in the state.
OK, so maybe the Harry Reid thing was a joke but the offer of a tryst with the panda of your choice was legit, right? Asking for a friend. With votes.
Hell the Ranch could find ladies (or gents) from Singapore to whip you.
...hookers and blow? Did Harry Reid join the DEA or something?!?! I'm the last to know everything!!!
Harry Reed, or Reed Steed, would make a good name for a male porn star. Just saying...
Meh, the guy already works in the biggest and baddest whore house there is.
...adult pleasures from the ranch’s extensive sex menu.
Sex Menu? What happened to the All You Can Eat Buffet?
The idea of filling up on chili before some sexytime isn't really doing anything for me.
Wonkette, please stop crashing my shockwave flash.
Mine, too!
Ah, I thought that might have just been me and my wonky computer.
Like Harry, I believe in supporting working mothers. Or wonking mothers for that matter.
Harry Rod?
Once you go panda,you'll never use your hand, uh?
Shockwave Flash is a TOOL of S.A.T.A.N.!!!~
I'll never understand Mormons.
How 'bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart?
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