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Lot_49's avatar

First Celine Dion, now this. Forget Syria and Iran. We must establish a no-fly zone over Windsor!

And why every single media reference to this jerk doesn't call him "Teddy Cruz" is beyond comprehension.

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Lap-Band Christie, "Teddy" Cruz, Mark O. Rubio, Aqua-Buddha Paul...The 2011/12 race will look like the Second Continental Congress compared to this.

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Let's see...what other gifts has Harvard given the nation? Henry Kissinger, Larry Summers, J Fucking K, Elbridge ("Gerrymander") Gerry, Rutherford P Hayes, Chief Injustice Roberts, Nino Scalia, Bill Nobodaddy Bennett, Alberto Gonzales, Robert McNamara, Bill Frist, John Sununu the Younger, and two guys named Obama and Romney.

There're some good ones in the <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/List_of_Harvard_University_people#Law_and_politics" target="_blank">list</a>, too, but much to answer for.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

What with Cruz, Perry, W, Gohmert, et al, I'm thinking Mexico is having the last laugh here.

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Hey, GOP! You're gonna need a bigger clown car.

(Can't not link<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=8gciFoEbOA8" target="_blank"> this. </a>)

Lot_49's avatar

And Neil Young, Gordon Lightfoot, Ian & Sylvia, and others only us Olds remember.

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Atoning for Rick Perry's failures, so to speak.

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Uncle Ted was hateful, but acquired power in the Senate, and used it float boatloads of tasty Federal pork back home, which made him popular there. Diane Feinstein's going to shank Cruz in the Senate cafeteria before he ever gets his first earmark.

PubOption's avatar

Also DIAF, Cruz was nowhere near the West fertilizer plant.

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I always wondered how that was possible. It only started to become clear after Dumbya vanished from the stage.

Lot_49's avatar

He does lack Dick Armey's charm. Or Phil Gramm's.

Honestly, Chimpy seemed delightful compared to these creatures.