Canadian anchor babby Ted Cruz has only been in office a short while, but already he has become a great favorite of yr Wonkette. Is this because typing the words “Canadian anchor babby” never fails to make us giggle? Yes, that is one reason. Is it because Ted Cruz always has that smug know-it-all expression on his face that makes us want to stick his head in a clogged toilet and give him multiple swirlies? That too! Is it because even his
Lap-Band Christie, "Teddy" Cruz, Mark O. Rubio, Aqua-Buddha Paul...The 2011/12 race will look like the Second Continental Congress compared to this.
Let's see...what other gifts has Harvard given the nation? Henry Kissinger, Larry Summers, J Fucking K, Elbridge ("Gerrymander") Gerry, Rutherford P Hayes, Chief Injustice Roberts, Nino Scalia, Bill Nobodaddy Bennett, Alberto Gonzales, Robert McNamara, Bill Frist, John Sununu the Younger, and two guys named Obama and Romney.
There&#039;re some good ones in the <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/List_of_Harvard_University_people#Law_and_politics" target="_blank">list</a>, too, but much to answer for.
Uncle Ted was hateful, but acquired power in the Senate, and used it float boatloads of tasty Federal pork back home, which made him popular there. Diane Feinstein&#039;s going to shank Cruz in the Senate cafeteria before he ever gets his first earmark.
Don&#039;t forget the very last one: BIH.
First Celine Dion, now this. Forget Syria and Iran. We must establish a no-fly zone over Windsor!
And why every single media reference to this jerk doesn&#039;t call him &quot;Teddy Cruz&quot; is beyond comprehension.
Lap-Band Christie, &quot;Teddy&quot; Cruz, Mark O. Rubio, Aqua-Buddha Paul...The 2011/12 race will look like the Second Continental Congress compared to this.
Lyndon Baines Johnson, I think, might have been the last.
Let&#039;s see...what other gifts has Harvard given the nation? Henry Kissinger, Larry Summers, J Fucking K, Elbridge (&quot;Gerrymander&quot;) Gerry, Rutherford P Hayes, Chief Injustice Roberts, Nino Scalia, Bill Nobodaddy Bennett, Alberto Gonzales, Robert McNamara, Bill Frist, John Sununu the Younger, and two guys named Obama and Romney.
There&#039;re some good ones in the <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/List_of_Harvard_University_people#Law_and_politics" target="_blank">list</a>, too, but much to answer for.
What with Cruz, Perry, W, Gohmert, et al, I&#039;m thinking Mexico is having the last laugh here.
Hey, GOP! You&#039;re gonna need a bigger clown car.
(Can&#039;t not link<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=8gciFoEbOA8" target="_blank"> this. </a>)
And Neil Young, Gordon Lightfoot, Ian & Sylvia, and others only us Olds remember.
Atoning for Rick Perry&#039;s failures, so to speak.
Uncle Ted was hateful, but acquired power in the Senate, and used it float boatloads of tasty Federal pork back home, which made him popular there. Diane Feinstein&#039;s going to shank Cruz in the Senate cafeteria before he ever gets his first earmark.
Also DIAF, Cruz was nowhere near the West fertilizer plant.
I always wondered how that was possible. It only started to become clear after Dumbya vanished from the stage.
He does lack Dick Armey&#039;s charm. Or Phil Gramm&#039;s.
Honestly, Chimpy seemed delightful compared to these creatures.