Harry Reid Wants To Outlaw All Of Your Favorite Prostitutes

• Harry Reid made a special cameo appearance in Carson City yesterday, where he spoke to the Nevada legislature and "an audience that included a legal brothel owner, legal prostitutes and the legal industry’s state lobbyist." How did Harry Reid win over his whore-loving audience? Perhaps he flattered them with his world-famous compliments? ("It's a great honor to be here with you all. You are all such well-spoken Negroes.") Nope, incorrect! Harry Reid decided to start rambling about how it's time to outlaw prostitution . Why is it time, Harry Reid? And why do you say these things, to professional whores and brothel curators? Here is a typical sentence, from THE POLITICO: "The whorehouse owner in attendance, Dennis Hof of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, told reporters on the scene: 'Harry Reid will have to pry the cathouse keys from my cold, dead hands.'" Okay? [ Politico ]

• An undercover TSA agent and his handgun passed through an airport sexytime radiation booth without any problems whatsoever. [ NBC ]

• Colonel/Kernel Kadhafi says that he will personally go door-to-door and murder every Libyan (sometimes called "canvassing"), which is actually unsurprising, considering that his mercenary death squads have already slaughtered an estimated 1,000 people . We are witnessing large-scale slaughter. (Take another sip from your Starbucks mudbutt latte and find your favorite cat picture -- everything will be okay!) [ NYT ]