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Serai 1's avatar

Amazing how a gentle burn can be so much worse, isn't it?

I now see that I was wrong.I'm very disappointed in you.Bless your heart.I don't think that means what you think it means.Is the parking brake on?

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

How cool of Alicia to invite you over! Say hi for us Wonketeeros!

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Little Lulu's avatar

By shaving his arms and legs and entering the nearest nunnery.

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arsehat's avatar

How about "Dick", or "Prick", or "fucknozzle"?

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M.E. Lawrence's avatar

Oh, Goddess bless Harry Reid. He channels LBJ at the right moments. I don't even mind his being a Mormon convert.

(Now, come on, all you shy lady Saints--whatever lies you tell your menfolk, get out there on the 8th and help win one for the Hilz.)

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M.E. Lawrence's avatar

Only if she has a sack full of good dirt on 'em.

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H0mer0's avatar

Brit Hume earned the grumpy face he has

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H0mer0's avatar

[that crazy Casbah styyyyyle!]

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Zor-El-ahrairah's avatar

Don't forget about Chaffetz, the opportunistic little weasel with a penchant for bullshit!http://a5.img.talkingpoints...

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Yr. Gma's avatar

Bee Gees libel!

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(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

But, don't you see? The beauty of it is that it doesn't matter if any of it is true. Because if she is guilty of so much as littering and they haven't found any evidence to date, republican voters have, for over 20 years, been electing representatives that make the Keystone Kops look like Scotland Yard.

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Shoto's avatar

This guy is running a very close second to Paul ZEGS Ryan in the "Biggest Asshole in Congress" contest. He should not be a part of the US Government in ANY capacity, let alone the head of a powerful congressional committee.

(As an aside, I would also put him in the top five of the "Punchiest Face in US America" contest.)

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Lark_in_the_AM's avatar

He would never have been elected in the first place in a blue state.

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Shawn Renee Ernoehazy's avatar

When I used to travel for my work; the Bloody Mary was my go-to if I had time between flights. It was sort of a snack with booze for me. It was so totally justifiable as a work expense that way. There is at least one, maybe more, servings of veggies in that drink.

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The Psy of Life's avatar

You know what I'd call Harry Reid? I'd call Harry Reid a counter-puncher. Harry Reid is a counter-puncher. When you hit Harry Reid, he hits you back twice as hard. When Harry Reid punches you in the 'nads you go down and stay down.

Trump describes himself as a counter-puncher, but when Trump punches you in the 'nads you're just as likely to believe your fly has been left open as anything else.

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The Psy of Life's avatar

Moriarty

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