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So complicated, you almost need a Harvard degree to manage a menage-á-trois.

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Many colleges offer free tuition to a professor's family, including his/her spouse. If the spouse takes them up on it, is the professor no longer able to bang his own wife/husband? Asking for a friend.

(I asked pretty much the same question when well-meaning colleagues at my employing institution drafted a similar statement. It died, but my colleagues were very proud at having sent an important "message". Also, too, academics suck at drafting legislation.)

bobbert's avatar

Or possibly the <i>Chicago Tribunc</i>

bobbert's avatar

One-way transitivity is pretty standard stuff in group theory.

bobbert's avatar

They had those, back in the day, in their imaginations. And by "they", obviously, I mean "a friend".

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68 years. Well, that one did work out.

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You know, this took me three tries.

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Did you go to a Big Ten school? 'Cause that's some class-A Big Ten snark.

TundraGrifter's avatar

"Fascinating, in an odd way, that any publisher would put its name on a potboiler of no merit such as this one. It would be daring of any author to claim this terrible pulp 'novel' as his own."

Lefty Mark's avatar

Yeah, but only at the <a href="http:\/\/www.harvardclubpalmbeaches.org\/index.html" target="_blank">Florida campus.</a>

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

And just <i>how </i> are the ladies supposed to get extra credit now?

Lot_49's avatar

The august NY <i>Times</i> has turned its unflinching gaze on elite-college sexytime and found that, at <a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2015\/01\/29\/us\/vanderbilt-rape-trial-didnt-stir-students-on-campus.html\?_r=0" target="_blank">Vanderbilt </a>at least, what you don't know won't hurt you.