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oh look! he's also a brainiac!

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I wouldn't know.

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Man, I've been saying "Russian mob" for months now.

I feel like we're living in an episode of Archer.

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Except that really dumb KGB guy (Boris?) is calling all the shots.

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Don't worry. There is no fighting in the War Room.

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All the President's Men Spend the Weekend at Feculent Mar-A-Letgo.

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What does a dwarf (Sessions,) and two corpulent old men do in a hot tub, besides rubbing each other out before cutouts of Kellyann?

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I'm afraid I'm here with egg all over my face, not too long after posting on Wonkette that our very own Australian refugee-loathing ignorant politician, Pauline Hanson, is at least relatively nice compared to Donald Trump. I added, "only relatively" but clearly I was so, so mistaken. She has just come out forcefully defending Vladimir Putin as a "strong leader" who is admired by "97 per cent" of the Russian people, and expressed doubt that he had anything to do with the missile attack that blasted aircraft MH17 out of the sky. She also opposes vaccination and penalty pay rates, and assures us Muslims "hate western society".I guess she decided she hasn't been enough like Trump and Putin so far and should emulate them even more. So, cancel what I said about her. Not even "relatively nice compared to Donald Trump". A total Trumpoid. And one more for the crazy Russia roundup.

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I apologize for our normalizing your batshit asshole politicians' behavior.

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WHat the world needs now...

...is a Donald Trump gay porn movie starring the most out of shape gay porn veterans they can find!

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No apology called for AT ALL. And no implication meant AT ALL that the U.S.A. is responsible for Pauline Hanson. This is her second go at politics, the first having failed badly, and she would probably be just as much worse the second time around even without the example of Donald Trump before her. (She's a politician from the great state of Queensland. Her main inspiration is probably former, now dead, Queensland state premier Bjelke-Peterson, not Donald Trump so much. I won't describe him -- Bjelke-Peterson -- except to assure you he was rather more unpleasant and batshit crazy than even Donald Trump, and like Donald Trump had a considerable measure of low rat-cunning combined with appalling ignorance.)Thinking about it, I'm almost insulted! You believe we Australians can't produce out own horrible batshit assholes without help? Trust me! We have notable ones here!

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We had a troll for a while who claimed to be Australian, but who knows? If he was, I'm thinking he was either kicked in the head by an emu, or got stranded in the outback until the heat melted his brain, like a tim-tam on hot asphalt. There's no other excuse for his deranged behavior.

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I'm sort of hoping he wasn't Australian, but hey, he probably was. And probably never was anywhere near the outback, or he might have met an indigenous aboriginal person, which would have been traumatic for him. (Although we have become so disgustingly soft and liberal these days, our laws permit aborigines to move around freely, live in cities, associate with their own relatives, get just as drunk as whites if they're silly enough to want to, and even marry without signed permission from some petty bureaucrat, so he might have met one anyway.) We're not, as I said, short on deranged trolls. Here's to the day Trump and Pauline Hanson are both left on the garbage heap of history, with a strong reaction in progress against their memory and even conservatives vowing, "Never again!"

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I do not know. And that is such a horrible concept it could put anybody off sex forever. Getoutahere!

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No No No! It's Steve Bannon who resembles Baron Harkonnen! And I can see him mouthing the Baron's lines, too, with much joy. "Squeeze them, Rabban! Squeeze! Crush them into utter submission. Show no mercy!"

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I was going to have Steve Bannon cast as Wormtongue, the villain who tries to dominate the King of Rohan on behalf of Saruman.

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