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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Imagine being SO FUCKING CROOKED that Texas Republicans would not only be appalled, but would be so horrified that it wouldn't matter that YOU were a Republican.

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A.M. Jordan-Author at Large's avatar

So, the lege has the high ground?

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A.M. Jordan-Author at Large's avatar

DEPRESSION ERA MEAT CAKE!--Dylan Hollis somewhere.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Time to cut Paxton loose (and delete all texts and emails, and get new cell phones.)

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IMPOed's avatar

Super-duper corrupt is spelled GQP.

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A.M. Jordan-Author at Large's avatar

Even if he has to pull it out of his fundament like a hot poker.

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A.M. Jordan-Author at Large's avatar

Well...they used to send traitors to the four corners of England all at the same time, so...maybe.

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In Crom We Trust's avatar

Second.

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A.M. Jordan-Author at Large's avatar

Lava...high ground...Anakin...Obi-Wan...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

What would a detailed evaluation of Iran's defense capabilities be worth to them? Just spitballing here, but $2B sounds like a reasonable price.

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SydneyP's avatar

Paxton, as a law-breaking creep, is a sterling example of the best the Republicans have to offer.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If only a majority of them cared...

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SydneyP's avatar

Ronald Reagan was the host animal for that pair of parasites to cross-fertilize.

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Bourgeois Middleman's avatar

Eating leads to poop. Pooping involves the anus. The anus is gay.

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windjammerhumblehistorian's avatar

They suspended him from his job and froze his salary. Looks more like they plan to ditch him.

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Major is my Spirit  Animal's avatar

So Ted Cruz is Team Paxton? Can we get a two-fer on the trash hauling and have Ted recalled as well?

Fuck Ted Cruz, and all the Texans who voted for him.

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