Dennis Hastert, you remember this comically repellent monster? Once he was a Speaker of the House, and then he resigned to go work in George W. Bush's secret cryogenics laboratory where he toilsto this daytrying to make the Earth's largest dildo out of recycled human organs. Anyway, Hastert has a son who wanted to run for Congress, but now he can't, because he lost in the GOP primary yesterday.
'Hastert Legacy' Strangled In Its Crib
'Hastert Legacy' Strangled In Its Crib
'Hastert Legacy' Strangled In Its Crib
Dennis Hastert, you remember this comically repellent monster? Once he was a Speaker of the House, and then he resigned to go work in George W. Bush's secret cryogenics laboratory where he toilsto this daytrying to make the Earth's largest dildo out of recycled human organs. Anyway, Hastert has a son who wanted to run for Congress, but now he can't, because he lost in the GOP primary yesterday.