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Islamists are forbidden to eat bacon, drink beer, smoke pot, or look at nekkid women. No wonder they're already upset and jealous.

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Scroll down on the left column, to discover that since Congress has nothing better to do, Darryl Isssa jackass continues to <a href="http:\/\/foxnewsinsider.com\/2013\/08\/02\/darrell-issa-issues-new-subpoenas-amid-latest-benghazi-bombshell-cia" target="_blank">busy himself with the latest</a> in Benghazi!!!!!!! 'bombshells'.

My favorite part is this classic piece of Faux News 'reporting': <i>Rick Folbaum then asked Issa what his "gut" feeling is about what the Obama administration is hiding, raising the possibility that Clinton's reputation is being protected for a 2016 presidential run or that the CIA's presence was linked to some sort of arms deal to help Syrian rebels. </i>

Shouldn't take long for the wingnut blogtards to turn that into a headline: "Obama, CIA hide Benghazi rebel arms deal to protect Hillary's White House campaign," which will then get bounced around the Faux/Beck/Limbaugh/Twatter echo chamber until it graduates to the status of a proven, uncontestable wingnut "fact" that's being ignored by the left-wing lamestream media (proving that the lamestream media is left wing.)

The whole right wing retardosphere is growing very tiresome, and very predictable.

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It's more East Side/West Side.

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You, sir, may have hit upon the answer for world peace.

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Mmmmmmm......spicy!

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And now you know the pain of those of us that have to live around them everyday.

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Be sure to use a VPN (and user name Mohammed2011), to attract their attention. They'll go nuts trying to decrypt the video files.

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Do they eat the eggs I just discovered -- this is a real thing -- which are laid by vegetarian hens? I swear it's true: eggs from free-range chemical-free certified-hipster chickens, who supposeldy nosh exclusively on veggie feed. (Probably certified-organic pesticide-free sustainably-grown feed, but I didn't read all the fine print.)

As if segregating the brown ones wasn't already stupid enough.

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Massachusetts, of all places, has a Peru. (Pop. 847, but it's there.)

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Put the sand in a box, and any cat will make the appropriate decision.

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Meanwhile, an F-150 in rural Tennessee mysteriously exploded in a ball of hellfire. Government officials have sealed off the scene.

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Good work!

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We may be scared, but some bureaucrat at State knows that his ass is covered. What else matters?

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That's actually the right way to pronounce Boehner. The media, in an effort to avoid uncontrolled smirking and snorting, have made a point of saying it wrong.

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