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chascates's avatar

Islamists are forbidden to eat bacon, drink beer, smoke pot, or look at nekkid women. No wonder they're already upset and jealous.

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Scroll down on the left column, to discover that since Congress has nothing better to do, Darryl Isssa jackass continues to <a href="http:\/\/foxnewsinsider.com\/2013\/08\/02\/darrell-issa-issues-new-subpoenas-amid-latest-benghazi-bombshell-cia" target="_blank">busy himself with the latest</a> in Benghazi!!!!!!! 'bombshells'.

My favorite part is this classic piece of Faux News 'reporting': <i>Rick Folbaum then asked Issa what his "gut" feeling is about what the Obama administration is hiding, raising the possibility that Clinton's reputation is being protected for a 2016 presidential run or that the CIA's presence was linked to some sort of arms deal to help Syrian rebels. </i>

Shouldn't take long for the wingnut blogtards to turn that into a headline: "Obama, CIA hide Benghazi rebel arms deal to protect Hillary's White House campaign," which will then get bounced around the Faux/Beck/Limbaugh/Twatter echo chamber until it graduates to the status of a proven, uncontestable wingnut "fact" that's being ignored by the left-wing lamestream media (proving that the lamestream media is left wing.)

The whole right wing retardosphere is growing very tiresome, and very predictable.

bobbert's avatar

It's more East Side/West Side.

chascates's avatar

You, sir, may have hit upon the answer for world peace.

jqheywood's avatar

And now you know the pain of those of us that have to live around them everyday.

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Be sure to use a VPN (and user name Mohammed2011), to attract their attention. They'll go nuts trying to decrypt the video files.

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Do they eat the eggs I just discovered -- this is a real thing -- which are laid by vegetarian hens? I swear it's true: eggs from free-range chemical-free certified-hipster chickens, who supposeldy nosh exclusively on veggie feed. (Probably certified-organic pesticide-free sustainably-grown feed, but I didn't read all the fine print.)

As if segregating the brown ones wasn't already stupid enough.

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Massachusetts, of all places, has a Peru. (Pop. 847, but it's there.)

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Meanwhile, an F-150 in rural Tennessee mysteriously exploded in a ball of hellfire. Government officials have sealed off the scene.

Lot_49's avatar

We may be scared, but some bureaucrat at State knows that his ass is covered. What else matters?

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That's actually the right way to pronounce Boehner. The media, in an effort to avoid uncontrolled smirking and snorting, have made a point of saying it wrong.