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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

John Boehner thinks she's stunning and wants to know where she tans.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Ummm . . . you know that whooshing sound overhead... ?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Gee, you'd think the fundie preachers would have mastered this trick by now. From all the evidence, they haven't.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Where's the version with two gay guys? (Same text as above.)

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It made the woman "look good" (to men, natch.) In an age when the only way to get anywhere was to walk, it also made running away from an abusive spouse next-to-impossible.

Feel free to speculate on which motive came first.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"not something that grosses them out."

Does this mean no political ads from Darryl Issa and Ted Cruz?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Shoe: A holder used as a support for the stationary portion of the work during forging and trimming operations.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

This is what happens when you send work out to the lowest bidder. (And/or the commissioner's nephew.)

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Shoelyndra!!1!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'd be pissed if my car broke down every 8200 miles

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diogenez's avatar

This is outrageously sexist!

Men talk about shoes, too.

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SpideySenser's avatar

Shoeghazi!!!

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