Have Yourself A Merry Little Festivus!
It's time for the airing of the grievances and the feats of strength!
Get out your traditional aluminum poles — because today is Festivus. I’d celebrate by airing my grievances but honestly that’s literally my job, so I shall leave it all to you to air your grievances. See how gracious I am?
This week I bring you Alf’s Special Christmas, a dark AF Christmas special starring everyone’s favorite cat-eating alien from Melmac. (TW: Hospitals, suicidal Santas and the aforementioned cat-eating.)
You are welcome! But as a bonus, if that is too dark for you, please to enjoy The Smurfs Christmas Special! (TW: Child kidnapping, singing and … Satan?)
Enjoy!
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World's most wonk holiday greetings!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vShJa6GobFQ
Merry Christmas to the greater Wonkette Land and the very best to us all 2024 !!