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A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

Mommy, I’m gray! Is something wrong with me? I thought I was tan, like dust!

Runfastandwin's avatar

I already did The Elephant so here's The Armadillo

The Armadillo

has a hard hard shell

which you will never mistake

for your pillow

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SkeptiKC's avatar

A singularly satisfying splash for wee Sammy and his mum.

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Love the elephants.

I once sat through Hatari! twice (hate John Wayne) just to watch the elephants.

helenasgarden's avatar

The hell with ponies! I want a baby elephant for my birthday. 🥰

Miss Grundy's avatar

Little Sammy looks adorbs swimming with mommy.

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

So cute! And i just saw the AP report that there is a new baby pygmi hippo at the Berlin zoo! So many baby giant mammals!

Martini Glambassador's avatar

I saw that too! He’s adotable!

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Adorable, whatever 😝

Menotsure's avatar

I prefer adotable. Capable of being doted upon.

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Joy.

Menotsure's avatar

Snorkels? We don't need no stinkin' snorkels!

Baconzgood's avatar

They were like the poor man's Smurfs right?

Kay Ducky's avatar

Yes, I also think they only had one female as well.

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

When the humans die out I hope that elephants are the next dominant species. It would be a wonderful world.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Elephants are my favorite babbies, I think. Look at him splishing and splashing!

kmblue187's avatar

Up periscope!

Kay Ducky's avatar

I assume El e' Phant means "the babby elephant" in French?

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

Swimin' Sam!

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Heffalumps!

The Wanderer's avatar

And not a woozle in sight!

Ward From Cali's avatar

"Apparently, armies need supply spirit because sometimes fighting spirit alone won’t cut it..."

It goes way farther than that. There is a word for the many, many armies that promote fighting spirit as the be all and end all of the military arts. That word is LOSER. The French raised a culture of "Elan" for nearly a century, and consistently got their asses kicked, losing four out of five wars and almost getting overrun TWICE in the one war they did manage to survive long enough to win.

Supply wins wars, not aggressiveness or even tactical competence. U.S. battlefield performance was lackluster in the first years of both world wars (e.g., ALL of the first one), but we paid close attention to supply, and our ample armaments made good our tactical fuckups. That's what it does.

Willy from Philly ButNotReally's avatar

Love all of this. Thank you for sharing!

eddi-SABH's avatar

Your photos made me smile.

John W.'s avatar

I'm glad you enjoyed your time on Oahu and the Big Island. I wish you'd had a meetup for your Hawaii subscribers so we could raise a glass... or maybe you did and I just missed it. Anyway, a hui hou!

Rebecca Schoenkopf's avatar

John, there were two! One on the Big Island and one in Honolulu! How did you miss all the notices???

ludus's avatar

And we got to meet an actual GODDESS. Thank you, Rebecca & Shy.

Lot⁴⁹'s avatar

Hawaii is so full of treasures. Amazing to think Europe and Asia and the Americas didn't know it existed, and was inhabited by human beings, until the English mariner James Cook "discovered" it in 1778 while on his way to Alaska to find a northwest passage.

This book is a highly enjoyable account of those events:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wide_Wide_Sea

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I'm glad my money got to go to Hawaii, even if 'll never get there myself! Aloha!

Demme Epstein Fatale's avatar

How adorable is that Hula video?!

Hawaii is magic!!

Just familiar and foreign enough!

A perfect place for a vacation!

Cincinnatus's avatar

HuffPost: "In letters dated May 11, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. notified the two doctors who chaired the U.S. Preventive Services Task Force that he was terminating their appointments immediately, before the end of their multiyear terms.

The Department of Health and Human Services already had largely sidelined the task force, indefinitely postponing scheduled public meetings over the past year and thus leaving some long-expected updates on cervical cancer screenings and other topics in limbo.

The panel, first created in the 1980s, is composed of experts who scrutinize the latest evidence behind a wide array of disease prevention tools, such as depression screenings ad the use of statins to prevent heart attacks. The panel updates guidelines with letter grades showing the strength of the science. Under the Affordable Care Act, most insurance plans must cover preventive services given an “A” or “B” grade without requiring a co-pay."

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rfk-health-panel_n_6a0f190fe4b084c012e39939

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WASHINGTON — The House passed a bill late Wednesday to force public school teachers to out transgender students to their parents. It wasn’t a party-line vote, either: Eight Democrats voted for it.

Democratic Reps. Henry Cuellar (Texas), Donald Davis (N.C.), Cleo Fields (La.), Laura Gillen (N.Y.), Vicente Gonzalez (Texas), Marcy Kaptur (Ohio), Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (Wash.) and Eugene Vindman (Va.) all voted for this bill.

What’s more, three of those Democrats — Gillen, Gluesenkamp Perez and Vindman — are members of the Congressional Equality Caucus, which advocates for LGBTQ+ rights.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/8-democrats-pass-bill-forcing-teachers-to-out-trans-students_n_6a0f2d3ee4b084c012e3b6d4?origin=home-latest-news-unit

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Helpful Dr. Oz health tips for Medicare recipients "3 ways to stay strong this spring":

1) Visit your doctor regularly.

2) Build strong bones in the kitchen. Aim for 1,200mg of calcium daily.

3) Move your body. Walking, gardening, aerobics — any weight-bearing activity helps keep you strong. Grab a chair and follow along with me for a gentle, quick at-home squat workout! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxnNJogS5OQ

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Does cutting and stacking firewood count?

Lily Mars's avatar

Beautiful hula! I've got my 'ukulele group doing a bunch of Hawaiian songs even though I've never been to Hawai'i (yet). We played in the Hawaiian pavilion at a local festival here in Spain earlier this month, which wasn't the same as a Wonkette party but I was with you all in spirit.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

What happened to Donna? She's like a real person. I remember when she was a lion.

Kay Ducky's avatar

Don't mind me, I'm just trying to find the exact point where I lost my mind.

Hannah's avatar

Lovely pics! The video reminds me of my hula lessons. The instructor kept shouting "unlock your hips". I did, she said "this is ethnic dance, not erotic dance". Yes I felt stupid.