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AboveTheGrayFog's avatar

Love how the former Hawaiian king's name has become a famous anime move (and meme).

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

i read the judges decision, and IANAL, but i enjoyed the very robust push back to the NRA and the SCOTUS gun humping fancies - this is a really refreshing take on common sense, easy to understand and hard to refute gun laws and the 2A arguments

also any judge that talks about the framers not expecting people to pack a musket to the wigmakers so why would we now, gets my respect

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Rich Richington's avatar

I'm sure you would be equally enthusiastic about a decision outlawing abortion because "the spirit of Jesus" is more important than the Constitution.

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Thomas B.'s avatar

Any judge who actually cites "The Wire" in his decision gets my respect.

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Maybe's avatar

Repubs strongly support states' rights until they don't.

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Megan Macomber's avatar

So...NOT "deja vu all over again." Aloha!

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arensb's avatar

You want originalism? Allow me to share my favorite Thomas Jefferson quotation, straight from the wall of the Jefferson Memorial: "laws and institutions must go hand in hand with the progress of the human mind. As that becomes more developed, more enlightened, as new discoveries are made, new truths disclosed, and manners and opinions change with the change of circumstances, institutions must advance also, and keep pace with the times. We might as well require a man to wear still the coat which fitted him when a boy, as civilized society to remain ever under the regimen of their barbarous ancestors."

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subterrene's avatar

The Guardian, though pretty good in most respects, did the thing I hate where they quoted "Alan Beck, an attorney not involved in the Wilson case" as saying “The use of pop culture references to attempt to rebuke the supreme court’s detailed historical analysis is evidence this is not a well-reasoned opinion". Guess what? This WAS the Alan Beck who litigated Young vs. Hawaii, that legalized open carry in Hawaii in the first place. Thanks for muddying the water, Gruniad!

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RRJKR's avatar

Sorry NRA. The Second Amendment does not say that everybody gets to have a gun and is allowed to carry it around with them everywhere No way no how does it say that.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

They keep forgetting that it starts out referencing a well-regulated militia.

Article One, Section Three lays out the duties and responsibilities of a well-regulated militia:

1. To enforce the laws of the United States of America

2. To suppress insurrections

3. To repel foreign invaders

That's it. That's why Americans are allowed personal ownership of guns.

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Maybe's avatar

I believe the Repubs have rewritten that part of the Constitution in their own image. They have also rewritten the First Amendment to say that Repubs have the right to say anything they want, anywhere they want, without anyone being able to answer back.

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willi0000000's avatar

ah, sanity . . . were it not so rare.

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Liminal's avatar

That's quite a linky there, the Brennan Center one. Here it is again so you don't have to scroll back up to find it if you didn't click the first time https://www.brennancenter.org/our-work/research-reports/how-nra-rewrote-second-amendment

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bluePNWcats's avatar

Here are a few cute kitty pics if you're interested. 😻

https://substack.com/@bluepnwcats/note/c-49479263?r=gc3ns

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Pexas Teat's avatar

Can't Hawaii just ignore the US Supreme Court and keep upholding gun convictions and gun control laws?

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

I mean, blowing off what courts say is working so well for Trump so maybe we should all try it

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Maybe's avatar

Hawaii wouldn't even have to guild a wall. They already have a moat.

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

That would be a constitutional crisis.

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Dudley Didwrong's avatar

Sorta like Texas?

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Worse.

Texas is dancing around the edges because there's a Democrat in the White House.

They are not actually defying the letter of the latest court order.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Only abortion is delegated to spit lickers in states.

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VogonPoeticLicense's avatar

My dad had a 32, Colt, or possibly Smith & Wesson, that came into his father's possession when a hobo traded it to him for some merch from their general store. There's a story that the sheriff borrowed one time to go look into some trouble. And somehow the sheriff and three other men were found dead. It was a small town, like population 248 in the 1960s, and guns were apparently not very common.

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el duderino's avatar

Sheeeeeeeeit

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Tetman Callis's avatar

Scalia had the sharpest legal mind I have ever seen. To see him go so wrong, as he did in Heller, was dismaying. People have died and will die because Scalia willfully screwed up, and his allies on the Court bent to his persuasion.

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Maybe's avatar

Being smart and being humane are two different things.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

He used his brilliance as a jurist to twist truth. That means he knows he was full of shit but argued otherwise. It's the worst kind of cynicism.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Don't confuse the point on Scalia's head with a mind.

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Oy!'s avatar

He went wrong in *so* many other ways as well – Citizens United, for example.

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

The problem with Jon Stewart’s take is that he boils it down to the decision being between two old guys. NO IT IS NOT.

We’re not just picking between two people. We’re picking an administration. We’re picking a cabinet. We’re picking an Attorney General. Judges. The direction the country is going to move in. What legislation gets signed. What executive orders get signed. Who our allies abroad are. What happens to Ukraine. EVERYTHING.

So no. This isn’t a choice between age. Not even close.

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fuflans's avatar

i am more shallow. i hate the fact that i have to relive jon stewart's opinions.

i mean, honestly.

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Maybe's avatar

Agreed. Note that we also have VPs as backup. They are there precisely so that there is backup to the President. We don't yet know who trump will pick as VP (though it won't be Pence), but we do know it will be someone horrible.

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

The fact that Stewart can look at the two eventual candidates - one of whom is making no secret that he wants to be re-elected so he can pardon himself for everything and extract vengeance on his enemies - and joke OH MAN THEY BOTH SO OLD is pretty pathetic bothsiderism

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Dudley Didwrong's avatar

Stewart was trying to play for laughs based on his idea of relevance. It isn't funny and he needs to get a new bunch of writers who understand what is relevant.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

I've been saying this all along. PAB's administration was nothing but corrupt, incompetent grifters, racists, and bigots.

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Nemo's avatar

But those are the core competencies of the Repugnant Party!

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Cincinnatus's avatar

He did say (per HuffPo): “Biden’s lost a step, but Trump regularly says things at rallies that would warrant a wellness check.”

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Plus, you know, Trump has a policy plan that involves the end of America as a democracy and most recently the very real prospect of nuclear war in Europe.

Which I'm sure will be great for the economy.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Or civilization is doomed by our being led to pay attention to irrelevancies.

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eppe's avatar

I'll bet that L'il Feller wishes that he could have said that before you did. And that's the highest praise that I would ever have.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Li'l Feller talks, Hamilton plagiarizes.

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eppe's avatar

I'm calling BS this one time.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

LF made me say that.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

That looks like either the Washington or Oregon shoreline. And Milo is adorable. When I take my Wilson to the beach he immediately starts digging like a mad man. Gets a lot of sand in his eyes, the silly goof.

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