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Rarian Rakista's avatar

I'm sure some Tea Bagger is masturbating to a similar image right now.

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It is good for us than that Italian is a dying language.

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David Lynch needs to make a cartoon or something for Showtime.

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It amazes me that the only people that our computer upgrades have so far increased productivity for is the programmers. Everyone else is still churning along at the same pace they were 10 years ago, only now the meetings are all in Powerpoint, oh wait they were back then as well.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

In Arizona for instance if you collect Medicare you are automatically not eligible for any mental health care program. Only if you go through the state system, which restricts you to only anti-psychotics and other stupor inducing pills can you get mental health care. Anyone, including senior citizens cannot receive any mental health care program if they are on Medicare without supplementary insurance.

Arizona is the only state that operates like this that I know of. Where the state only allows its own poor person insurance AHCSS or whatever access to mental health care programs like job training, counseling and the like.

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They make testicular tassels?

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I've never ordered anything but plain coffee for years and this Xmas I tried some sort of Pumpkin Latte at my local shop, Stumptown. Fuck it was disgusting, it was like drinking warm ice cream, how can people glug that crap down every day?

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

I think if they find out you have a Wonkette account they will excuse you from all future jury duty as well.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Junk Division?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Nuts Nutz

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PsycWench's avatar

"The photo, which has not been made public" Yet. But if the photo would generate income, say in a new diet program in which you have to look at that picture for 30 seconds prior to each meal, it will make its public debut eventually.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Did the people who founded Starbucks name their store after the angel that led the children of Kobol to Earth 150,000 years ago?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Wouldn't that be "...hit the grounds running?"

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Wait....those stories on the magic box aren't true? Those people are just actors???

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fuflans's avatar

oh man as if being a walgreens employee wasn't bad enough.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Unfortunately, Riley, it is still Mourning in America.

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