Given his devotion to third world dictators (who invariable prevent their countries from ever progressing in any way, which is obviously his end-game for the US and the rest of the world), his ICE police-state obsession and his desire to be a father figure to his nation, I suggest we all henceforward call him "Papa Drump" (or Papa Dump or Papa Dope or any other suitable variation.)
Can we have Jon, Beto and Mayor Pete run the country with AOC, Hillary, Jocelyn Benson and Jennifer Granholm, amongst others? How did we end up with such a terrible person?
Jojo from Jerz is a wit I really, really wouldn't be on the wrong side of, and she was DEVASTATING about this horse-toothed weirdette. It's like she knows that type of old, just a recommendation.
Natalie Harp is Trump's Mommy substitute. Old man is sundowning and wants Mommy's approval and to give him an "atta boy! That's my little slugger!" when he needs it because he didn't get enough of that growing up.
The interesting question isn’t whether Trump and Natalie are sleeping together. It’s why the self-proclaimed strongman needs an emotional-support sycophant following him around with large-print praise clippings. Ossoff understands what too many Democrats still don’t: authoritarians feed on intimidation, but ridicule puts them on a diet. The emperor can survive another fact-check. What he cannot tolerate is the crowd laughing at his binkie.
When he kicks, you aren't getting anywhere near anything. You may be able to bamboozle your way around Don, Jr. and Eric (a vigorous game of "Got your nose!" will do that), but you are not getting between Ivanka and whatever secret stash Daddy put away.
You'll be bleeding out of more than just your wherever if you go up against her.
I would have gone with the OT story of King David in his senile years needed a virgin to sit on his feet all night, but David actually had some pretty good years, and Trump doesn't deserve that analogy.
AOC can't win the presidency. She's female, hispanic, and from NY. At least half of American voters are, to some degree, misogynistic. I'm very enthusiastic about Ossoff. I'd be fine with AOC as his VP.
How much do you want to bet Natalie Harp is Trump's " Handler, " now that Melania has a toddler to focus on ? Melania has his septagenarian baby when, exactly ? We all saw the Birtherism of the Presidency there. Yes, Melania still carries the Oppengruherfuhers spawn.
"we want to know which Bible story about old men and much younger women this all reminds James Talarico of"
Now the king was old, and well full of years, and they covered him with clothes, but he gat no heat. Therefore his servants said, "Let a young woman, virginal, be sought for our lord the king, and let her stand before, and care for him, and let her lie in his bosom that our lord the king may be warm." So they sought for a lovely young woman throughout the territory of Israel, and found Abishag the Shunammite.
So gross. The kinds of people who propagate these “religious” texts would *never* ask the young woman what she thought if this. Or any young woman. It does not occur to them.
Since Ivanka made the probably fruitless attempt at self-preservation by distancing herself from her criminal father this time around, Natalie the Human Printer is a perfect stand-in, a blur of blonde hair and whispery soothing voice. He likely thinks she is Ivanka some of the time, which is useful for the incompetent ghouls attempting to run things/grift for themselves.
Jon Ossoff is doing exactly what is needed right now, and anyone who doesn't follow his lead is a coward or an idiot.
Ta, Evan. My father died in January of 1968. Never have I ever called anyone else "Daddy;" no one else shall ever hear that name from me. Two days after his death, my darling Meccalopolis was born, and while I've referred to him as a dog daddy (we're also childless cat ladies), it's not one of my pet names for him, and I have many.
As for That Thing in the Offal Office, let Needy Natalie follow him around like the puppy she so obviously wants to be, until the stories about their relationship get to him, and he gets Susie Wiles to fire her. He's never been a daddy to his own children, just as Fred was never a daddy to him. MAGA is a cult, and they are all welcome to fuck off into the sun on one of fElon skuM's rockets.
Given his devotion to third world dictators (who invariable prevent their countries from ever progressing in any way, which is obviously his end-game for the US and the rest of the world), his ICE police-state obsession and his desire to be a father figure to his nation, I suggest we all henceforward call him "Papa Drump" (or Papa Dump or Papa Dope or any other suitable variation.)
The only person who likes Natalie more than Donald does is Melonia.
Can we have Jon, Beto and Mayor Pete run the country with AOC, Hillary, Jocelyn Benson and Jennifer Granholm, amongst others? How did we end up with such a terrible person?
Jojo from Jerz is a wit I really, really wouldn't be on the wrong side of, and she was DEVASTATING about this horse-toothed weirdette. It's like she knows that type of old, just a recommendation.
So now our Democrat heroes lift weights AND are smarter than the GOP? I love it!!!
Natalie Harp is Trump's Mommy substitute. Old man is sundowning and wants Mommy's approval and to give him an "atta boy! That's my little slugger!" when he needs it because he didn't get enough of that growing up.
The interesting question isn’t whether Trump and Natalie are sleeping together. It’s why the self-proclaimed strongman needs an emotional-support sycophant following him around with large-print praise clippings. Ossoff understands what too many Democrats still don’t: authoritarians feed on intimidation, but ridicule puts them on a diet. The emperor can survive another fact-check. What he cannot tolerate is the crowd laughing at his binkie.
Psst! Natalie!
When he kicks, you aren't getting anywhere near anything. You may be able to bamboozle your way around Don, Jr. and Eric (a vigorous game of "Got your nose!" will do that), but you are not getting between Ivanka and whatever secret stash Daddy put away.
You'll be bleeding out of more than just your wherever if you go up against her.
This type tends to wind up upside down outside a Milan filling station, and that's all I'm going to say about that.
She is the Ivanka substitute IMHO.
More a Clara Petacci substitute.
Play that harp trumpy boy, strum it good.
Pussy Galore: "Where's Goldfinger?" 007: "Playing his golden harp."
I would have gone with the OT story of King David in his senile years needed a virgin to sit on his feet all night, but David actually had some pretty good years, and Trump doesn't deserve that analogy.
How much money could they raise for charity if they arm-wrestled shirtless? El-Sayed and Ossuf, I mean. I'm thinking A LOT.
It's Ossoff. Remember that, because he could be our next president.
I personally would prefer AOC with a side of Ossoff but I'll need to see who wins the arm wrestling first.
AOC can't win the presidency. She's female, hispanic, and from NY. At least half of American voters are, to some degree, misogynistic. I'm very enthusiastic about Ossoff. I'd be fine with AOC as his VP.
Huh, interesting
You haven't noticed that Trump is the poster boy for misogynists like Andrew Tate? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Tate
I'm aware of this, yes.
lol
Evan Hurst and Wonkette you’ve won the conversation! You rule!
Please people let’s talk about that weird relationship between Sleepy Don and Natalie
Even in his orange/golden years gramps likes em way younger than him.
Yuk Natalie What’s up with globbing onto an ancient, stinky, corrupt, soulless,ugly dirty ass old man in mental decline?
How much do you want to bet Natalie Harp is Trump's " Handler, " now that Melania has a toddler to focus on ? Melania has his septagenarian baby when, exactly ? We all saw the Birtherism of the Presidency there. Yes, Melania still carries the Oppengruherfuhers spawn.
$$$$
She wants to bring him joy??
Like with a fun photoshopped printed sheet of Michelle and Barak Obama with their heads on each other’s bodies,
Or with her boobyknockers?
Who can say?
"we want to know which Bible story about old men and much younger women this all reminds James Talarico of"
Now the king was old, and well full of years, and they covered him with clothes, but he gat no heat. Therefore his servants said, "Let a young woman, virginal, be sought for our lord the king, and let her stand before, and care for him, and let her lie in his bosom that our lord the king may be warm." So they sought for a lovely young woman throughout the territory of Israel, and found Abishag the Shunammite.
So gross. The kinds of people who propagate these “religious” texts would *never* ask the young woman what she thought if this. Or any young woman. It does not occur to them.
Since Ivanka made the probably fruitless attempt at self-preservation by distancing herself from her criminal father this time around, Natalie the Human Printer is a perfect stand-in, a blur of blonde hair and whispery soothing voice. He likely thinks she is Ivanka some of the time, which is useful for the incompetent ghouls attempting to run things/grift for themselves.
Jon Ossoff is doing exactly what is needed right now, and anyone who doesn't follow his lead is a coward or an idiot.
Or, and hear me out, maybe they're Hakeem Jefferies.
Redundant.
Hakeem and the rest of the "establishment" DEMS should slink away.
Anyone who doesn't follow his lead is criminally negligent.
Ta, Evan. My father died in January of 1968. Never have I ever called anyone else "Daddy;" no one else shall ever hear that name from me. Two days after his death, my darling Meccalopolis was born, and while I've referred to him as a dog daddy (we're also childless cat ladies), it's not one of my pet names for him, and I have many.
As for That Thing in the Offal Office, let Needy Natalie follow him around like the puppy she so obviously wants to be, until the stories about their relationship get to him, and he gets Susie Wiles to fire her. He's never been a daddy to his own children, just as Fred was never a daddy to him. MAGA is a cult, and they are all welcome to fuck off into the sun on one of fElon skuM's rockets.