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tehbaddr's avatar
3mEdited

As I've said before, she artfully lifts his heavy folds aside to clean deep in the crevices.

You're welcome!

SkeptiKC's avatar

Almost two more years of the power-mad orange malcontent and his disturbing Natalie-esque painted and powdered harem is not remotely sustainable.

The forthcoming Democratic POTUS and their progressive, Democratic supporters are going to have one helluva MESS to clean up, FFS. Prying all of that cheap gold tack off of the walls is going to be a major undertaking.

Sister Artemis's avatar

Well, we have some experience cleaning up GOP messes. But the American people, and the wider world, really shouldn't have to go through this over and over again.

SkeptiKC's avatar

I've been observing that very cycle taking place since I started paying attention in 1974.

It's gotten a helluva uglier as of late.

Warren's avatar

will sarcasm work in Georgia? i don’t know. might as well try. at least it is funny.

Sister Artemis's avatar

bless their hearts...

Anzu's avatar

Ah, Natalie is sort of like Anna Nicole Smith then, only without the promise of marriage and billions. Which makes it even more pathetic.

Vic's avatar

"It's very expensive to be me." ANS was clearly the smarter role model for the dimwitted, sad sack Natalie.

josephebacon's avatar

Enten: "Hispanic men on Trump -- in 2024 he won by 10 points. Look now where his net approval is -- minus 41 points! That is a 51 point switcheroo against the president ... these numbers are bonkers."

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mtbvzlgv622p

Haven't seen them desert His Ass-Holeyness when I'm in the YMCA locker room. They still wear those red hats and talk about why Fartass is "a man's man"...

Antifa Commander's avatar

“Travels With Natalie.” Not my favorite book.

Tetman Callis's avatar

Vanky's out and Natalie's in. Well, Vanky was getting a little long in the tooth.

Warren's avatar

Hope Hicks and Cassidy Hutchinson turned on him. I hope Natalie is recording things. Build an evidence file, sweety.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

So he travels with an unqualified elder care nurse?

Who helps deal with the dementia (printer) and the other stuff (changing him). But is also a bunny boiler.

Well, its not the weirdest thing in the Trump Administration.

swmnguy's avatar

I imagine she can deduct a whole bunch of stuff on her taxes, in that role. And she won't get audited, unlike most eldercare providers.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Upvote for all of it.

But "bunny boiler" cinched it.

🤪

Sherry's avatar

Supposedly Melania is not happy with him for his closeness with Natalie but maybe she’s happy that she doesn’t have to be with his stinky ass. Who can say for sure.

eliz_'s avatar

I imagine she is thrilled at having someone else deal with him full-time.

swmnguy's avatar
23mEdited

Theirs is a business relationship. The US Presidency is not part of the agreement; that was clear on her face that night in 2016.

Being the wife of a prominent rich man is an executive job of its own. She's never really done the crucial parts of the job, but he's not the standard prominent rich man, either.

I can't imagine she gives a shit where he sleeps, just so it's not near her. That's also outside the agreement.

rlcornelius's avatar

Natalie went with Trump on that other plane because who else is going to change his diapers? If he made a big poo-poo in the sky, they can't let that stink up the whole plane for the rest of the trip, now can they? So somebody has to change his nappy. Who better than his binkie, Natalie?

There, politicians, that's how you do it.

SkeptiKC's avatar

America's ignorant, arrogant, impotent misogynist POTUS is delivering dangerous and downReich destructive platitudes to an indignant audience.

I'll be damned if I'm going to bend over and accommodate THAT.

goCatgo's avatar

One carries stolen documents.

Another carries hair spray.

And another carries diapers.

I don't know whether to be impressed by the teamwork or note the utter collapse.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

This sounds like a Fractured Fairy Tale.

Hops: grrr mad's avatar

Team Shit for Brains 2026.

Stanta Knows's avatar

I only want two things from politicians from now on:

A. Medicare for all or equivalent. Fix the damn thing for all the reasons or get out of the way.

2. Get trump and his cronies out of government permanently and into jail if possible.

If you're not on board with these two basic things, stick your rhetoric up your ass.

Sojourner44's avatar

Dear Leader's last erection is probably a distant memory (which, considering the quality of his offspring, is something for which we should all be thankful), but I have no doubt he treasures Natalie's blow jobs.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Bless her heart! You gotta admire her persistent effort to make a miracle happen.

Hops: grrr mad's avatar

Only Jesus rose from the grave.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Getting anything to rise with Donnie is going to make that resurrection look like a walk in the park.