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Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Loved the TABS, but am a wee bit disappointed that Wonkitty didn't make it to the top of the bookcase. LOL! A nice Friday morning smile to counter all the news.

Kirsty Gnome - Scutum Americæ's avatar

... By way of the drapes. And a tightrope walk on the top of the TV!

S. E. B.'s avatar

Same! How could that have been left out?

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

How you can tell it is a Fake: top of bookcase and large screen television is not on parkour course.

The top of the bookcases here are frequently frequented. While I don't have a large screen television (or any television), I have a collection of older iMacs. I took the precaution of using museum putty to cement the base of my 24" iMac to a heavy tempered-glass riser, and then trusted it to fate. My ancient-but-it-works 27" iMac downstairs is secured using a bar clamp intended for woodworking.

Cats are going to cat.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

These are always informative! I worked on a team where we all knew each other probably too well. My boss, Bob, would come by our bullpen every morning and pick up a section of a coworker’s paper (usually the business section, but one time he picked that AND the Style section and other boss caught him and exclaimed “Ooooh, Bob! A two-section poop!”) fold it in half, tuck it under his arm and stroll to the men’s. Long story long, I used to always wish Bob would come out of the banyo and race around the office, leaping up onto the window sills and such.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Inspired by MG zoomie porn I tried to do my own personal zooming around in my house a few days ago. The trip to the ER went better than planned.

Now I have script for oxycontin which I will save for the end of the world as we know it.

Time for some cover band hijinx!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltXbjccedIs

Snarfyguy's avatar

Dad joke: "Try snowboarding," they said. "You'll meet lots of new people."

So far I've met paramedics, nurses, and the ski patrol.

TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

Whar Inky, Pinky, Blinky, and Clyde?

John the Retired Mailman's avatar

Wonkitteh!!

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

If Wonkitty was orange, that would be almost like Simba zoomieing. He'd need a loft to zoomie up into and down from.

ciaobella's avatar

Post-poop zoomies!

ziggywiggy's avatar

I love this gif!

tehbaddr's avatar

Note the Wonkette Covfefe mug remained unmolested.

NatalyaResists's avatar

She looked at it like "That's me!".

NatalyaResists's avatar

The drapes! lol. What a little kook!

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

I was gonna say, looks like my house at 3 in the am.

Only my house is never that neat

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

Friday is perfect for Wonkitty zoomies!

The Wanderer's avatar

Wonkitty zoomies! Doing kitty things, like clawing drapes and destroying potted plants!

Free beach's avatar

Sims cat!

Bupkus231's avatar

My Representative, Daniel Webster, is crowing this morning about voting for a House bill to restore funding to the entirety of DHS. He doesn't seem to know ( or understand ) that the House must pass the Senate bill without changes - and that bill does NOT fund ICE and CBP.

With Representatives this stupid and/ or partisan, who spew Republican propaganda without regard for fact, it's little wonder MAGA is so illinformed.

Lefty Frizzell's avatar

Re the NYPD decision - fair enough but can they be cease and desisted from using the "protect and serve" motto?

Kirsty Gnome - Scutum Americæ's avatar

If I knew how, I'd have Claude create a gif of a female TSA worker at a checkpoint scanner belt, with a few ICE mooks in the background scrolling their phones, one showing another what's on their screen and laughing, and the caption "This Is Fine". And flames.,

Mr Beeep's avatar

NO KINGS!

REGIME CHANGE BEGINS AT HOME!!

PUT THE PEDO OUT TO PASTURE!!!!!

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

While trump has signed an order to pay TSA, I am not at all sure how that is going to work. In 2025 he did make money available for the military BUT a) the money only lasted for 1.5 paychecks, and b) it was illegal. And almost 500 TSA agents have quit (roughly 10% of the workforce). Even if every TSA agent shows up for work, there are still going to be slow lines.

Like all things trump, the most effective move would be to take ICE out of the legislation and negotiate controls later. But trump is too fucking arrogant to do that,

rawrtigerlily's avatar

Le gasp!

Do you mean to tell me 63% of white guys aren’t excited about new active deployments to the middle east and the military quietly raising the maximum enlistment age to 42?

They thought they would be spared the consequences of his dipshittery.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Now's about the time when all these white guys remember that the draft should include women.

Cincinnatus's avatar

"Trump boasted during a phone interview with Fox News on Thursday that “no Republicans ever gotten the gay vote like I did,” and critics were quick to suggest otherwise. “I think I did very well with the gay vote. I even played the gay national anthem as my walk-off,” Trump said on Fox News’ “The Five.” Trump was seemingly referring to the song “Y.M.C.A.” by the Village People, which he has frequently used during his rallies and campaign events."

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-gay-vote-critics_n_69c5b42be4b0418374200cb4?origin=home-whats-happening-unit

Cincinnatus's avatar

Trump to Dana Perino:

During a phone interview on Thursday’s episode of “The Five,” Perino raised concerns about the lack of information coming out of Iran amid the ongoing U.S.-Israeli attacks, asking "Do you have any insight as to how they are doing? Do they have drinking water? Do they have food? It’s upsetting.”

“I do,” Trump replied, before abruptly changing the subject: “But first, do you remember when we had lunch years ago in the basement of Trump Tower when it was a brand new building?” Perino noted it was “a long time ago.” Trump said: “A long time ago. You haven’t changed. You have not changed. I’m not allowed to say this — it’s the end of my political career — but you may be even better looking, OK?”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-dana-perino-response-iran_n_69c667c3e4b09f8e0050f7f1?origin=home-latest-news-unit

Pliny the Younger's avatar

He'll make a *great* Republican candidate for governor of Minnesota. I'm all for that!

(Spoiler alert: Amy Klobuchar will take his lunch money AND pants him in the school yard.)

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

Then shove him in a locker.

Cincinnatus's avatar

In an introduction during remarks on Greek Independence Day: “She’s an inspiration to a lot of people, especially if you happen to be Greek,” Trump said. “Kimberlay. Kimberlay Guilf. Kimberlay. Now, Kimberly Guilfoyle has been my friend for a long time. I love calling her Kimberlay.”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-kimberly-guilfoyle-kimberlay-pet-name_n_69c64b04e4b0a6ee60c425d7?origin=home-latest-news-unit

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Healdsburg in November?

Hmmm... I'm a member at a winery up there and there's a family cabin on the river. How many people are we talking about?

Rebecca Schoenkopf's avatar

it took us a while today! Evan's out and Thursday is Marcie's day off. And *I* certainly wasn't going to write anything before 9!

TerseNurse's avatar

I don't want excuses, I want that starship!!

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I remember the school children flex-hours schedule I had.

Mysterysurf's avatar

No 9:00 story like a common Saturday morning here.

Mysterysurf's avatar

Works like a charm! New story is UP!

PrimerGray's avatar

I miss when Stroke would post "WHAR TABS??!!" if it was 10 minutes after post time.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

IK, R? I hope everyone is ok!

2Cats2Furious's avatar

I haven’t read this piece yet, because I was stopped cold by the header pic. Rubio is praying for the sweet release of death; Donnie just unloaded into his diaper; and Hagueseth both smells Donnie’s diaper and is also drunk.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/27/how-trump-bombed-us-into-worse-position-iran-strategic-failure

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

From L to R: "Hello Darkness my old friend", " This space for hire", "You're my bessshht friend."

PrimerGray's avatar

I've seen happier faces on a bottle of iodine.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

OMG, now THAT'S a pic.

Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

The Gothamist article doesn't mention Batman once. Weak sauce.

swmnguy's avatar

That's how you can tell there's big Batman news coming!!!