Oh, Air Force. Oh, Lieutenant Colonel Jeffrey Krusinski, chief of the Air Force's sexual assault prevention and response branch. You have been arrested for (ALLEGEDLY) getting drunk and grabbing the tits and ass of a woman you did not even know in a parking lot. And yet it is in fact your job to prevent sexual assaults in the Air Force. Like, you are the chief of it. Please somebody print this out and give it to Alannis Morissette. We cannot wait for that little cartoon lightbulb to go off over her head.
Sadly, there will be no little cartoon lightbulbs going off over anyone's head because Nobama is Hitler and took away all the bulbs from real God fearing Muricans
Sadly, there will be no little cartoon lightbulbs going off over anyone's head because Nobama is Hitler and took away all the bulbs from real God fearing Muricans
Clarence Thomas, chief of the sexual assault prevention and response branch
Dumbya in charge of the fucking country.
I have a book on procrastination that I've never gotten around to reading.
True story.
Next week&#039;s headline: <i>Sexual assaults in Air Force near zero in past week. Experts baffled.</i>