If you live in Kansas, Michigan, or Missouri, there is a primary in your state today! Why aren't you voting, right now? Is it because you hate America and Freedom, or because you are too dumb to know who to vote for, or even what party you're registered with? Well, Nate Silver assigned one of his lackeys to explain which races are important and/or competitive, though we note that
Heartland Primaries Too Boring For Proper Nouns
Heartland Primaries Too Boring For Proper…
Heartland Primaries Too Boring For Proper Nouns
If you live in Kansas, Michigan, or Missouri, there is a primary in your state today! Why aren't you voting, right now? Is it because you hate America and Freedom, or because you are too dumb to know who to vote for, or even what party you're registered with? Well, Nate Silver assigned one of his lackeys to explain which races are important and/or competitive, though we note that