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I was born in Tyler, Texas which is known for nothing other than roses, hating blacks, and was once a Democrat strong hold. I left when I was 18, moved to Austin, and have been here for 34 years. We're kind of in a bubble here as people are generally nice, the food is good, and we have a great music scene.

We also renamed our main bridge from South Austin into downtown after former Governor Ann Richards. I would like to start a petition to name the waste water clarification ponds at the Walnut Creek Water Treatment plant after Rick Perry because that where the predominance of the shit in Austin is treated.

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<blockquote>it is Periclean Athens compared to California</blockquote>

Yes, about 2,500 years behind seems right.

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People ask me "have you lived your whole life in Texas" and I answer "so far but by God I'm hoping to change that."

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Huh. I would have guessed Mexico for number one.

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Hey, I don't make fun of Puwallup.

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"A good state is one that actively encourages competitive business, demands low relative taxes and has a highly educated workforce.”

Right. Because a highly educated workforce grows on trees, not taxes. Best state: one that under funds education and whose workforce is educated in Massachusetts.

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WE'RE NUMBER 2! WE'RE NUMBER 2! WE'RE NUMBER 2!

We'd be Number 1 if they considered gun laws, gubernatorial shaved heads, and general corruption.

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Plus in most rural areas elected sheriffs are the law. And easily, uh, persuaded if you know what I mean. And you aren't a real CEO if you don't.

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Hey, we've got lots of pawn shops and finance companies!

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For notes on Texas' culture check out: <a href="http://texaslos.org/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://texaslos.org/">http://texaslos.org/</a> <i>"Preserving the Cultural, Social, Economic and Political Heritage of the Southern People"</i>

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