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Fartknocker's avatar

I was born in Tyler, Texas which is known for nothing other than roses, hating blacks, and was once a Democrat strong hold. I left when I was 18, moved to Austin, and have been here for 34 years. We're kind of in a bubble here as people are generally nice, the food is good, and we have a great music scene.

We also renamed our main bridge from South Austin into downtown after former Governor Ann Richards. I would like to start a petition to name the waste water clarification ponds at the Walnut Creek Water Treatment plant after Rick Perry because that where the predominance of the shit in Austin is treated.

SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>it is Periclean Athens compared to California</blockquote>

Yes, about 2,500 years behind seems right.

chascates's avatar

People ask me "have you lived your whole life in Texas" and I answer "so far but by God I'm hoping to change that."

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Huh. I would have guessed Mexico for number one.

bobbert's avatar

Hey, I don't make fun of Puwallup.

schmannity's avatar

"A good state is one that actively encourages competitive business, demands low relative taxes and has a highly educated workforce.”

Right. Because a highly educated workforce grows on trees, not taxes. Best state: one that under funds education and whose workforce is educated in Massachusetts.

schmannity's avatar

WE'RE NUMBER 2! WE'RE NUMBER 2! WE'RE NUMBER 2!

We'd be Number 1 if they considered gun laws, gubernatorial shaved heads, and general corruption.

chascates's avatar

Plus in most rural areas elected sheriffs are the law. And easily, uh, persuaded if you know what I mean. And you aren't a real CEO if you don't.

chascates's avatar

Hey, we've got lots of pawn shops and finance companies!

chascates's avatar

For notes on Texas' culture check out: <a href="http://texaslos.org/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://texaslos.org/">http://texaslos.org/</a> <i>"Preserving the Cultural, Social, Economic and Political Heritage of the Southern People"</i>