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For fuckssake these people are insufferable and they know their base is too stupid and/or lazy to check that everything they're bitching and moaning about has been around for 15+ years.

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Gary Legum=National Treasure

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Just listening to RonJo and Tommy Tubbs makes my IQ drop 30 points.

Just listening to them. Like it’s contagious or something.

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Definition of a Christian: someone willing to burn down this entire planet because his kid came out to him

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These two observances happening on the same day will occur again ......in 2086.......the GQP has 61 years of not bitching about trans people now........riiiiiiiiiight...

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Do you think they'll ever realize that we do these things to own the cons?

Owning the cons is so much more satisfying. You own the libs, and they just shake their heads and walk away, laughing.

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April fools day AND Smingus Dingus on the same day?!?! The horror continues.

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"Banning sacred truth and tradition" like the tradition of Separation Of Church And State?

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"We can’t wait for what the wingnuts have to say next year when Easter falls on April 20."

They'll be outraged that Biden failed to wish everyone a happy Hitler's birthday.

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Also, too, the ‘no religious symbols on WH eggs’ doctrine comes to us from the egg industry, which uses the Roll to promote their product, which they don’t want politicized, tyvm.

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The instructions for how to conduct the White House Easter Egg Roll were formalized by the Gerald Ford Administration and have not been varied since.

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Yeah, the rule goes back to 1976. I'm sure many of the GOP elected officials know this, but they have no problem lying to their base in order to gin up outrage.

Also time I learned there is actually an American Egg Board that works with the WH every year and created these rules.

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Their candidate raped a woman in a dressing room. He cheated on his wives , lusts after his eldest daughter, and he owns a tacky ass apartment in Manhattan. Oh and January 6,2021. These people can take their false outrage and shove it up their asses.

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They are really going to have conniption fits when they realize this is April Fool's and Dingus Day.

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Dyngus dzien!

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J. K. Rowling decided to combine Trans Visibilty Day and April Fools by showing her arse to the entire world.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c51j64lk2l8o

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It bothers me more that the media are reporting this as if a mistake was actually made, somehow, on Biden's part. Doing the fucking R's work for them as usual

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I see I have something to look forward to next Easter. Also, Rethugs are such snowflakes.

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John Mikeson needs to learn what words are before he tries to use them again.

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