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Wondering Woman's avatar

Pink polo shirt, walkin’ down the street

Goin’ to the Subway, loading up on meat.

Looking at the people, feeling things ain’t right

Throw a footlong hoagie at a guy from ICE.

What else you gonna do in your pink polo shirt, pink polo shirt

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Tina Mouse's avatar

So a grand jury can indict a ham sandwich, but a hoagie was a step too far.

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John Gillick's avatar

more Demolib SUB-version!

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

I believe that a judge has already dismissed the felony charges due to "you've got to be kidding me".

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Lois B's avatar

Pedophile Trump and Republicans make it OKAY to kill “children” in schools, allow outlaw criminals to attack The People’s Capitol and get rewarded for their lawlessness by The Pedophile in chief. @realDonaldTrump

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Eva Porter's avatar

Proof that a hero isn't just a sandwich.

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Lumpy Tapioca's avatar

I enjoy every thrown sandwich.

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R in WA's avatar

You, me and Warren.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

These assholes know nothing about urban policing, or any other kind of on-the-street policing, for that matter. The next guy to throw a sub at them and run away might not be running away. They might be leading them into an "untenable situation."

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doug elford's avatar

ICE, FBI and Federal Agents are having a very difficult time recruiting because candidates can not have a bigger dick than tRump which is apparently about an inch and shaped like a mushroom according to at least one expert

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Brad's avatar

That bullet proof vest might have glucose intolerance. Or a sesame seed allergy. It probably has a wifey bullet proof vestette and little bullet proof vesters to get home to. Gotta think of them.

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Flo Plazo's avatar

Stupidest timeline ever-I am out for a bit

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beb's avatar

I'm reminded of the end of the Blues Brothers where thousands of cops are charging into the Cook County offices yelling "hup! Hup! Hup!"

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RRJKR's avatar

Anyone who studies a smidgen of history should know that this country was founded by "radical leftists"

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RRJKR's avatar

"The man who trades liberty for a little safety will soon have neither"- Benjamin Franklin

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Robert Eckert's avatar

The version I remember is "Those who would trade an essential liberty for a temporary safety deserve and shall have neither": I don't know which (if either) Franklin actually said.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

That was Gandhi.

I read it on a bumper sticker.

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Jon M's avatar

Pepper or mustard on it and that's a chemical irritant

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RRJKR's avatar

Welcome an occupational Army Feel safer, now??

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