Heavy Metal Christian Band Was Actually Full Of Lying Atheists
A Christian "news" site reported this week that an actual publication ( Alternative Press ) reported last month that the lead singer of a shitty metalcore band not only tried to have his wife killed last year, but also lied about being Christian . Oh, Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying, how could you? (We mean about the atheism, which is the real tragedy here, obviously.)
Never heard this particular band, but if the article is even remotely accurate that was fully entrapment (and that trainer is a douchecanoe...)
HEBREW HAMMER LIBEL!!
Edit: I mean Dr. Horrible Sing-along blog libel. And the hammer is my penis.