A Christian "news" site reported this week that an actual publication ( Alternative Press ) reported last month that the lead singer of a shitty metalcore band not only tried to have his wife killed last year, but also lied about being Christian . Oh, Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying, how could you? (We mean about the atheism, which is the real tragedy here, obviously.)
Never heard this particular band, but if the article is even remotely accurate that was fully entrapment (and that trainer is a douchecanoe...)
HEBREW HAMMER LIBEL!!
Edit: I mean Dr. Horrible Sing-along blog libel. And the hammer is my penis.
Rap. The "C" is silent.
i can haz scott walker and kevin mccarthy posts bcuz breaking news plz?
Caption: <i>Atheists*: they only come out at night.</i>
*Not to be confused with <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/They_Only_Come_Out_at_Night" target="_blank">albinos</a>.
Gah.
<i>&quot;...I would say maybe one in 10 Christian bands we toured with were actually Christian bands.&rdquo;</i>
I&#039;ll take that as good news, since actual Christian bands are usually pretty shitty.
I thought the hammer = penis thing was Thor&#039;s gig.
and an autopsy on Quincy
Or a &quot;CSI: Branson, Mo&quot;.