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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It was Reagan.

Actually, most of what's on that list is more likely to be visited upon us by the wingnutz, should they ever get that kind of power. Except for the "UN rationing our food" bit ... I can't imagine the chain of derp needed to reach that one. Gives me an idea for --- HERP THE DERP™: The new parlor game, where your team tries to come up with the shortest chain of teatard "logic" that arrives at a given insane statement!

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bobbert's avatar

VOLKSWagen, OTOH...

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bobbert's avatar

Aha! I already don't have to wait in line at Disney World. (Because I've never been there, and never will be).

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bobbert's avatar

Dok -- a personal programming suggestion. Hold Bradlee Dean articles down to one a month, unless something unusual happens (like, somebody pays attention to him).

He is, of course, the perfect dictionary illustration of a low-hanging fruit, but give <i>us</i> a rest

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jqheywood's avatar

Damn it, Janet!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Dammit, Janet!

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PsycWench's avatar

The dark side of Baghdad Bob.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I like respond all reasonable-like with those liberally biased "facts". Sometimes they get crazier, sometimes they also get all reasonable.

Example: A guy quoted Benjamin Franklin supporting gun control. I checked, then replied Franklin never said that. He(?) said I was an Obama-bot.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

this tsunami tsupidity is overwhelming. I can't even snark about it anymore. It's like I've reached the credit limit of snark.

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Jared James's avatar

90,700,000 Hz? That may be a touch optimistic.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Can anybody explain, again, why this guy gets more attention than other street-corner lunatics?

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

fried dough? With Nutella and hashish.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

the dictionary definition for her ilk is dipshit. Dipshit : A person incapable of interpreting information (or anything else really) accurately and who frequently takes action counter he or her own best interest.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

I hope most businesses understand we come to them for their goods and services and not the lunatic opinions of their employees.

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PubOption's avatar

That might allow him onto PBS (90.7 in St. Louis).

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