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Joe Christmas's avatar

Anything in there about pube trimming? Just asking for a friend.

Andy Reed's avatar

Regarding the last paragraph: you know how the United States and some other countries scuttle military ships when they're no longer usable or repairable, and they fall to the bottom of the ocean and become reefs for coral and other natural and essential oceanic growth?

Well, they should find an old slushbucket tub of a ship and name it the Donald Trump, scuttle it and let it go be a reef ship. Hey, they could even do that with his Arc de Trump, and whatever is left of the East Wing (when he starts building it and has to be torn down).

Maybe even use Uday and Husay as anchors.

larry gassan's avatar

I see a no-bid contract for SCISSORS, SMALL, PUBE TRIMMER being let out for $200M to a Mar A Lago courtier.

Terence Dougherty's avatar

Honestly, if he & so many repukes would just walk out of their closets and BE gay white men, they would find - oh noes!!! - acceptance. Just plain, ordinary, you are who you are acceptance. Might help with their racism, too, once they discover how freeing it is to Just be human!

Wondering Woman's avatar

A relative was on an aircraft carrier during the longest peacetime deployment in naval history the Persian Gulf in the 1980s. Pretty sure they had food and munitions and put into port every so often. And no one gave them shit about shaving.

mr_snarky's avatar

no wonder we're losing to iran whose economy is about the size of Maryland.

Dale Lyles's avatar

Me, at the bar: "Be right back, guys — I have to visit the Hegseth."

Lyly, Super Tuna 🐟's avatar

I finally saw Nolan's Odyssey last night.

There were very few people, but it might have been due to the fact that it was a screening subtitled in french and there was a french dubbed one going on almost simultaneously in the same theatre. Most french people still prefer not to have to read subtitles.

Anyway, it was alright. Nolan clearly has a thing against chronology.

The acting was a mixed bag. Anne Hathaway and Robert Pattinson were great, but I can't quite buy Matt Damon as an epic antihero.

I don't know if it's because the story has been told to death, but there was really a sense of wonder missing.

In a story featuring Cyclops, Sirens, Giants and Witches, it's telling the most interesting part of the movie were the scenes in Ithaca with Penelope having to put up with a bunch of dirty drunken suitors.

larry gassan's avatar

My Odyssey moment was when Jeff Bridges stood up in the boat and shouted “I hate the Fucking Eagles!!” And the crew said “GET OUTTA THE FUCKING BOAT!!”

This really tied the script together. Wait, it was Matt Damon?

Uncle Betamax's avatar

But does the Cyclops ever solve the Rubik's cube?

Do the Sirens ever figure out which one of them is dropping pitch on purpose, that BITCH!

Do the giants ever discover the zone of true comfort between big and tall (a quest I myself have been on since puberty)?

Lyly, Super Tuna 🐟's avatar

I saw a video on YouTube mentioning that the giants might have been inspired by Norwegians. Which begs the question, how would Odysseus have drifted all the way to Norway?

I'd argue the giants consider themselves normal sized, it's the Greeks who are shorts.

Stulexington's avatar

Well to be fair, it did take 10 years, he must have gotten really really lost.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

𝗟𝗼𝘂𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗮𝗻𝗮 𝘀𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗯𝗼𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗴𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝟲𝟭 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘀𝗲𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴

https://apnews.com/article/louisiana-school-desegregation-bossier-parish-7c0814c27ea9ac3710c2797f0b534660

Uncle Betamax's avatar

Welp, I guess racism must be over. Sure.

Let's take all the safety rails from around this six-hundred foot drop- because gravity just aint real no more, cos a bunch of podunk white morons said so.

Shocktreatment's avatar

The advantages of 𝘯𝘰𝘵 being Andy O̸d̸d̸l̸e̸s̸Ogles were too numerous for Andy "But, I was anointed!" Ogles.

This is very nearly as happy-making as that other anointee losing to the candidate with the suspended campaign.

I imagine dealing with the president of the United States just might be more difficult than usual for awhile

Stulexington's avatar

Isn't Trump's endorsement a kiss of death?

The Wanderer's avatar

"I was anointed!"

Having The Homunculus bukkake you doesn't count, Andy.

Mysterysurf's avatar

At 80, I'm pretty sure he can't do that to anyone.

Bobathonic's avatar

It's not tfg's ejaculate. It's those two giraffes'.

Uncle Betamax's avatar

It's spoilt mayo from a berder.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

The white, male privilege just screams out from his petulant whinging.

The Wanderer's avatar

It'd be amusing if it this regime hadn't crippled my ability to feel Schadenfreude.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

This one is especially nice because Andy is such a stereotypical white RWNJ whiner.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

So never? 𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗮 𝘃𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗼 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗰𝘆’𝘀 ‘𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝘀,’ 𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗰𝘆 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝘀 https://apnews.com/article/ice-body-cameras-officers-shootings-dab1b294c8dc412d9ef8557ccbebfd57

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Very good. We already suspected that the cam footage would show that ICE is lying, now they've just confirmed that whenever they don't release it, they are lying.

Uncle Betamax's avatar

Let's hope they are too stupid or too arrogant to erase it all. Just like their heroes back in WW2.

Uncle Betamax's avatar

Oh boy, a self policing nazified agency. What could go right?

Jen Lacks a Domesticated Bone's avatar

Ah, so all that we can't afford it was a lie?

Shocktreatment's avatar

A judge just might think otherwise, but in this timeline, it's a tossup

Larry Schmitt's avatar

From the story:

After shootings or other serious confrontations, a committee that includes top ICE officials and lawyers will review footage and recommend whether to release it promptly, according to the body camera policy issued in February 2025.

Or, as you said, never.

Bobathonic's avatar

It's a

Criminal

Enterprise

The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

MAGA - Measles Are Going Around

Mad Ophelia's avatar

MAHA Blasts - Explosive diarrhea caused by secretly replacing food safety standards with accepting pre-cut salad bags full of bribe money from corporate farming conglomerates.

BosGrl's avatar

Good morning!

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Very lucky first guess.

Has anyone tried Historicale? It's really hard or I'm really stupid.

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How'd I do?

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I wish I'd learned of this game yesterday:

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BosGrl's avatar

It was a pop-up on Worldle.

My childhood neighbors had interesting "newspaper" wallpaper in their kitchen, with real headlines. The ones that stick out the most were Gertrude Ederly and "Dewey Defeats Truman". Every time I see her name, I think of that wallpaper.

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Hiya, BosGrl!

Hmm. . .

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The Wanderer's avatar

Bit miffed I missed that last. Oh well. Infallibility would be a bore.

BosGrl's avatar

I'd never even heard of Rabindranath Tagore.

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Mostly know him from his works adapted by Satyajit Ray.

Charulata, in particular, is beautiful.

The Wanderer's avatar

I've heard the name; used to recall what he did. I'm inclining toward philosopher.

(googles) Partly right; he was also a poet, author, playwright, musician, etc. Quite the guy.

Tza's avatar

Fun Dems Not In Disarray Article! The Hill notes that even with the Michigan primary being a bruiser, Dems are still uniting quickly because Trump Sucks So Much.

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6015436-democrats-unite-against-trump-michigan-senate/

Jen Lacks a Domesticated Bone's avatar

Thank goodness. After the third way dipshits I was beginning to worry.

Cause the only way we lose is if we fracture. GOT to hold it together until the fascists are out. THEN we can purify and whatever

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I think the El Sayed win was a real wake up call for dem leadership.