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marcus816's avatar

Zodiac Killer: “Fuck Ted Cruz!”

Queen Méabh's avatar

It adds a new dimension to the phrase "The Devil Made Me Do It."

SeeTrain65's avatar

There will be a surprise party for Ted Cruz soon, as soon as they can find any of his friends.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I like how Ted just keeps on politickin' while his "running mate" has apparently dropped off the face of the planet. Gotta press that flesh.

phoenix00's avatar

Justin Trudeau? Justin Bieber? Justin Timberlake?

Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

To my eye, it looks like she was deflated

theCryptofishist's avatar

Upfist for architectural criticism.

theCryptofishist's avatar

I thought Bo was the name of the dog.

whitroth's avatar

a) did anyone actually see the Zodiac Killer and live?b) What was Heidi Cruz doing at the time of the murders?

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

a) yes, there were witnesses to some of the killings on which that sketch was based: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

b) pulling on her umbilical cord?

Doloras Funkette's avatar

You just have to look at iCarly to know that running a tech company turns you into a bloodthirsty zombie.