Trump has to be more careful about those retweets Heidi Cruz would like to tell all you people that Ted Cruz is not the Zodiac Killer. Then again, that's exactly what you'd expect the wife of the Zodiac Killer to say, now isn't it? It's not like she's going to come out and admit it.
Upfist for architectural criticism.
Ted Cruz is a boojem?
I thought Bo was the name of the dog.
Precious soup fluids...
Lulz!
a) did anyone actually see the Zodiac Killer and live?b) What was Heidi Cruz doing at the time of the murders?
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a) yes, there were witnesses to some of the killings on which that sketch was based: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...
b) pulling on her umbilical cord?
You just have to look at iCarly to know that running a tech company turns you into a bloodthirsty zombie.
Here's a scary thought: Ted Cruz's Manhole.
/made scarier
Also, the Zodiac Killer was a human being, not a swarm of wasps in a skin suit.
It is Galactically Fractally stupid.
That would make a good bumper sticker.
It adds a new dimension to the phrase "The Devil Made Me Do It."
There will be a surprise party for Ted Cruz soon, as soon as they can find any of his friends.
Woohoo! https://www.washingtonpost....
I like how Ted just keeps on politickin' while his "running mate" has apparently dropped off the face of the planet. Gotta press that flesh.
So many facts