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theCryptofishist's avatar

Upfist for architectural criticism.

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Ted Cruz is a boojem?

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I thought Bo was the name of the dog.

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Precious soup fluids...

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whitroth's avatar

a) did anyone actually see the Zodiac Killer and live?b) What was Heidi Cruz doing at the time of the murders?

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

a) yes, there were witnesses to some of the killings on which that sketch was based: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

b) pulling on her umbilical cord?

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

You just have to look at iCarly to know that running a tech company turns you into a bloodthirsty zombie.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Here's a scary thought: Ted Cruz's Manhole.

/made scarier

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HazooToo's avatar

Also, the Zodiac Killer was a human being, not a swarm of wasps in a skin suit.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

It is Galactically Fractally stupid.

That would make a good bumper sticker.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

It adds a new dimension to the phrase "The Devil Made Me Do It."

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SeeTrain65's avatar

There will be a surprise party for Ted Cruz soon, as soon as they can find any of his friends.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I like how Ted just keeps on politickin' while his "running mate" has apparently dropped off the face of the planet. Gotta press that flesh.

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phoenix00's avatar

So many facts

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