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el duderino's avatar

Pishi Naz just means "sweet kitty." What's her real name?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

We had a pet mink whose color was classified as blue. We named him Azul.

Dirty Work's avatar

A fabulous animal.

When I go out on the town I dress in those colors.

jltympanum's avatar

What, exactly, is an international cat?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

A sophisticated cat about town!

jltympanum's avatar

OT, perhaps: Residents of Michigan are called Michiganders. But that's just the men. The women are called Michigeese.

Mary Arneson's avatar

I saw that awful musical about trains on roller skates back in 1985 or 1986 in London just after arriving totally jet-lagged from Minneapolis. I had a terrible time staying awake.

tehbaddr's avatar

cnn:

"Smerconish: Are the Democrats having a MAGA moment?"

FUCK YOU BASTARDS!

helenasgarden's avatar

C'mon over to the Melon side. I just got in.

Freeedoooom!

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Hey Paula was an absolute trip of a show.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I can't post on the Melania thread because I donate through PayPal.

Cheers Y'all's avatar

Who cares about Melania anyway?

ziggywiggy's avatar

Should be fixed now

helenasgarden's avatar

I just got in. 🥰

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

But it's not. I can't post there either.

ziggywiggy's avatar

try reloading the page

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I have. Deleted cookies, all the stupid human tricks. Of course I’ll go do it again and it will work, because of that old ziggywiggy magic!

ziggywiggy's avatar

I changed the setting from "paid' to "everyone" so it should work.

Tia Loca's avatar

We’re thinking someone forgot to switch the button like they sometimes do Diane

the Wonk meet in Ohio was just getting out so I don’t think anybody knows about it yet.

(Rebecca is there so I don’t think anyone’s aware who can fix it right now)Hang tight as soon as they do. I’m sure they’ll fix it.

Baconzgood's avatar

There is a wonk meet & greet in my home area.

My family always bring personalized gifts when people visit my town.

I was going to buy explodeing things or intravenous drugs. But, the Dollar General is closed for some reason.

So I will meander around my sty and get them flooring tiles from my attic or a rusty claw hammer.

No no. The low rider banana seat bicycle that needs lot of work.

Baconzgood's avatar

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IehdeQZnWdk

They will hate it/love it. Either way its out of my garage.

They can "ride around town in a low-rider bicycle" like Mike-D. Or throw it in the Ohio River as far as I'm concerned.

Edit: baconz may or may not be joking.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

So all the Wonkette staff are at the meet and too liquored up to notice some of us are stuck here?

Tia Loca's avatar

The Wonk meet ended at 3 o’clock Ohio time I believe so they’re probably just wrapping things up?

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

STORM THE BASTILLE!!!!

Also, I think Spanish has the right idea, putting exclamation marks at both ends of the sentence.

Its silly when you read a really long sentence and its only when you get to the end you find out it was supposed to be angry.

ciaobella's avatar

Mrs. C and I are fiercely arguing about area rug dimensions. Marital strife in the Ciaobella household.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

If she starts throwing higher math at you, just remember: Pi are squared. No, wait. Pi are round, cornbread are square.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Have you hidden all the measuring devices?

Goonemeritus's avatar

Dogs are feeling a smidge jealous

Hops: grrr mad's avatar

Since I am unable to post in the Melania article, I shall now post a link here to:

"The Many Faces of Melania Trump"

https://substack.com/@theatomickid/note/c-310747323?r=8k8949&utm_source=notes-share-action&utm_medium=web

You're welcome.

Marty Smit's avatar

Another one: 👹

helenasgarden's avatar

Bwahaha! Every emotion was captured. Excellent!

VelveetaSneeze's avatar

OT: When did pay-to-comment start? (I tried commenting on the Melania post, but it's "only paid subscribers can comment on this post") Fucking shit, I can't afford any of the subscriptions. 😡😭 With the way things have been going, I understand why they had to, though.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Welcome to the rule of the Rentier Class.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

It's the default setting when an author makes a post so if someone forgets to turn it off it will activate.

helenasgarden's avatar

People are presuming it's a glitch.

VelveetaSneeze's avatar

Everything's so expensive now, so I do understand why they'd have to. Either way, I hope you're right.

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

Most likely a feature was left switched on by mistake when that article was posted. Probably, eventually someone will notice the mistake and fix it.